tony_tai

they call me asian Bruce Lee | University of Utah

[tony_tai @chinesus]

My goal on Twitter is to generate so much cringe that the US government is forced to execute me

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My rizz is off the charts and the average person cannot sense it, which is why it’s insensitive to ask me why I have no hoes

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Duolingo is wild for this one lmfao

[tony_tai @chinesus]

Normalize vomiting on strangers that you dislike. What are they gonna do, stop you? lmfao

[tony_tai @chinesus]

I will no longer be holding back the primal urge to bully people shorter than me

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Holy shit guys I’m like Awkwafina if Awkwafina was funny (and based)

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My main goal is to be on the top level of a multi-level marketing scam, please respect and support me in the coming months as I pursue this

[tony_tai @chinesus]

@clarehperkins I find it to be quite stimulating actually

[tony_tai @chinesus]

Play against me in Connect 4 and you will see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

[tony_tai @chinesus]

When it comes to playing Connect 4, I have no equal

I am unparalleled and unrivaled beneath the heavens

[tony_tai @chinesus]

When it comes to playing Connect 4, I have no equal

I am unparalleled and unrivaled beneath the heavens

[clur @clarehperkins]

When Riddler and his gf use handcuffs, she has to figure out how to get out of the cuffs herself

[tony_tai @chinesus]

@camille_bruner Anytime I think to myself “yah I should do this” I follow it up with “if I don’t do this within the next 30 minutes I will perish painfully”

It doesn’t work ofc but maybe it works for you

[tony_tai @chinesus]

Despise talking to K-Pop stans. Like bro I just got here why are you already talking about juhg-koop

[tony_tai @chinesus]

@camille_bruner Haha I’m on a plane rn and the pilots are doing that rn and OHMIGOD WERE GONNA CRASHdgsbsisjwjd-&2737;):!-&/&!£jshsbx

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@wildzaynab “Haha this actor messed up his lines how embarrassing” as I messed up 50% of my lines and had to force my entire team to reshoot scenes multiple times

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If I hear another teacher describe a vaguely pink paper as “salmon colored” I’m going to break down in tears and drop their class

[nate berg @nate_brrr]

new podcast on february 13th

[tony_tai @chinesus]

@nickholara I wasn’t handsome or smart enough to be anything else 😭😭😭😭

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@nickholara “Nooooo my baby is cute” it looks like a wrinkled and moldy orange ma’am

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@nickholara You could have just typed the first ten words of this tweet and I would still be extremely on board

[tony_tai @chinesus]

It is so interesting how radio talk show hosts can talk for hours and not say anything of value during that entire time