Christian Weatherford

Information Security Architect, Unapologetic Pun Slinger

[Just the Zoo of Us 🐊🐌🦬 @JusttheZooofUs]

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[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

@MichelleLinn1 @ChrisinJax1 @zachoward_ Good talk. Be safe out there and try not to shoot up a power substation.

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

@MichelleLinn1 @ChrisinJax1 @zachoward_ You and Zac should be given the gold for mental gymnastics to go from that to the very specific "They encourage it for teens as young as 13". They have programs for different age groups.

[Ellen Weatherford 🐊 @elksneedle]

BUSTED

[IVY !! 🌻🌷🪻 ✧･ﾟ:* @IvySundews]

YAY OWL HOUSE OCTOBR 15!

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

@35Dabba @deadbeatdad_666 @JingzhiWU5 @hankgreen Even if you ignore the aspect of whether or not the vaccine reduces the chance of initial infection, wouldn't reducing the severity and duration of the infection of course reduce the potential for spreading it to others?

[Just the Zoo of Us 🐊🐌🦬 @JusttheZooofUs]

oh sweet I love duel monitor displays

[MyFWC @MyFWC]

Monday, our staff & @BrevardZoo rescued an underweight #manatee on the Banana River. The manatee was transported to @jacksonvillezoo for rehabilitation: https://t.co/2YsbDPBVcJ

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

This was a lot of fun to do and props to @elksneedle for the many hours of work that went into making it happen!

[Just the Zoo of Us 🐊🐌🦬 @JusttheZooofUs]

In this week's special D&D episode, Monax Tufdert takes on a mission of a reptilian nature from a local government official. Along the way he tries to befriend a dog, rescue wildlife, & restore balance to the ecosystem. Will he succeed? Find out on Just the Zoo of Us! 🐍🐾⚔️

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

@RobtLeisy @SzalayDiana @KatieHill4CA That's an easy stance to take when you will never have to experience the same consequences for the same actions.

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

Beginner's luck?

Wordle 206 2/6

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[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

Shoutout to all the parents whose Spotify accounts are linked to their kids' echo devices. My algorithm will most certainly never recover from this.

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

I did a thing

[Just the Zoo of Us 🐊🐌🦬 @JusttheZooofUs]

Christian plays D&D on a twitch stream once a week & this week he brought a surprise to their pre-session check-in. https://t.co/m1NBTl9WWY

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

#PS5Share, #MarvelsSpiderManMilesMorales

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

@PS5StockAlerts The end of a journey

[Christian Weatherford @chingersnap]

@vF_AIMER7 In Overwatch, it rules being on the same team as a good sniper and the enemy team doesn't do anything to counter them. Likewise, it's the worst being on the other end of that. No shame in putting a dive tank on sniper harassment duty, imo.

[Just the Zoo of Us 🐊🐌🦬 @JusttheZooofUs]

Heyyy 👋 I'm Ellen (she/her)! When I'm not goofing off on twitter or podcasting, I work for a local nonprofit & raise my 2 kiddos + 2 furry goblins with my husband (& co-host) Christian. If you have any questions for me or wanna chat about something, AMA 😊

[TV Connoisseur @Soy_Corriendo]

This Tik Tok is so accurate when it comes to emails at work 😂