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[Chintan @chintan393]

Trying to get a jio air fibre connection. But the installation engineer only offers a postpaid plan. When I requested for a pre paid plan he simply said no and walked away. @JioCare Need to get a prepaid air fibre connection.

[Chintan @chintan393]

@UberINSupport Already done that on the spot. No reply from your end.

[Chintan @chintan393]

Your failures will make your @TEDTalks longer. #chill

[Chintan @chintan393]

Businesses that make money by collecting and selling detailed records of private lives were once plainly described as "surveillance companies." Their rebranding as "social media" is the most successful deception since the Department of War became the Department of Defense.

[Chintan @chintan393]

Looking forward to a great Sunday. https://t.co/EAxzCfa9TX

[TEDxDharavi @TEDxDharavi]

Today is the day for @TEDxDharavi , meet us at Maharashtra Nature's Park

[TEDxBandra @TEDxBandra]

She's everything she wants to be in her own unique she is fascinating at everything she does.

Here's to celebrating you!
Happy Women’s day to one and all from TedxBandra. Thank you for making our lives better every single day. :) #WomensDay

[Chintan @chintan393]

Radio Jockey on one of the top radio channels in the country sharing his experience to becoming a radio influencer. https://t.co/n8nMt9QAxv

[Chintan @chintan393]

Wonderful to have him back for our maiden salon conference. @BeerBicepsGuy you'll always be an inner-circle member of @TEDxBandra. Thank You. I look forward to your talk. https://t.co/zkPzqsQdYZ

[Chintan @chintan393]

Savage https://t.co/ORY7DWnBBq

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Dear PM,

Welcome back from SWITZERLAND.

Quick reminder about your promise on BLACK MONEY.

Youth in India were wondering if you got any back with you in your plane?

[Chintan @chintan393]

Some super interesting announcements lined up this week. Stay tuned… https://t.co/cdCGXhlnMb

[Chintan @chintan393]

No one who can rise before dawn three hundred sixty days a year fails to make his family rich. #ThursdayThoughts

[Chintan @chintan393]

We claim to be a united front to the world. Unity In Diversity, last I checked.

#MahaCasteClash #MaharashtraBandh #EndCastePolitics

[Chintan @chintan393]

My History textbook told me that the caste system had been abolished.

#MahaCasteClash #MaharashtraBandh #EndCastePolitics

[Chintan @chintan393]

Economy in bad shape. To top that all, we have #MaharashtraBandh #MahaCasteClashes #EndCastePolitics

[Chintan @chintan393]

Why?

#MaharashtraBandh #EndCastePolitics

[Chintan @chintan393]

Came back from Rishikesh.

Landed to honking, heavy smog and riots.

No wonder Mumbai is the city that never sleeps.

It won't let us.

[Chintan @chintan393]

Beta: Mom why did you wish me on WhatsApp? I am sitting right next to you..

Mom: Beta me group admin hun. Samaaj ke liye karna padta hai.

[Chintan @chintan393]

'Bro, you know, you are what you eat.'
'Par maine toh tujhe kabhi tatti khaate hue nahi dekha.'

#HasoReHaso
#AeTattiTeraNaamKyaHai

[Chintan @chintan393]

People wishing their son/daughter happy birthday on a random Whatsapp group!

I guess they live in the same house! And probably they must be sitting right in front of their children while typing that message!

#BasKaro #HasoReHaso

[Chintan @chintan393]

Intellect and achievement are dar from perfectly correlated.