Life Hacks 101 (thread)
1. If someone who has your money sends you a texts to say you will have your money at 4pm, don't reply yet. Wait until it's 3:50pm and reply with "Ah okay sharp. Uyitha heavy."
Kutenga ndalama, kugula zovala, kusamba, kuvala, kupita koyenda, wina amvekere sindinatchene, ine nkumadandaula? You people have very low self-esteem which I don’t have. Munthu I don’t even listen to myself, how do you expect me to listen to you?
Anakuchita bwino, inu mwaiwala kut ndili first year munandilanda bottle la wine with your friend Vesho. I was with my then girlfriend munamuwuzaso kut she should stop giving me head ndiwaukulu kale.
A day after getting a contact ya this IG baddie , she told me that she was hungry and I should share her some money agule lunch. I sent her 10k , she sent it back instantly akuti yachepa palibe chomwe angagule with that money ! Oh and I was blocked right away .