lo.

leave me alone. 🏳️‍🌈

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[lo. @chioticnutrl]

Now I understand why people say driving in Puerto Rico is not for the weak. I stg these roads had me saying prayers I haven’t said since childhood 😭

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 @AnjaliVBhatt]

every single part of "my mayor muslim, my bagels jewish, my christian dior, knicks in four" is not applicable to me but that hasn't stopped me from saying it out loud fifteen times today

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[lo. @chioticnutrl]

old monia walked so new monia could run 😭

[𝐳𝐨𝐞 ꕤ @pedrobsession]

“my daughter stayed here a while back”

[kat @yslnadi]

me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[🤺🇸🇳🇧🇪🇳🇱 @philfanacc]

first dude on Love Island to say he don’t want that girl cus she got one leg getting the meanest hate farm of 2026

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

Baby jack gon have to kill me cause I ain’t making no macaroni for lil muriel

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I wish more people understood what overstimulation looks like 😭😭 No I don’t have an ‘attitude’. i just need everybody to STFU talking to me for a sec

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

One thing about humans is we are gonna put some shit inside some other shit and eat that and it will always be delicious.

[lo. @chioticnutrl]

@RandyJo61522552 I’m not saying she’s innocent. I’m saying they proved she was an awful girlfriend and unlikeable, but didn’t prove intentional murder x2 beyond reasonable doubt. That’s where the prosecutor felt gross to me. It felt more like a character conviction than an evidence-based one.

[lo. @chioticnutrl]

Finally watching The Crash on Netflix…idk if she did it or not but did her parents get her lawyer from Temu???

Bench trial? No experts to dispute the state’s experts?? None of her friends called as witnesses to dispute the state’s characterization of the relationship???

[lo. @chioticnutrl]

@RandyJo61522552 Meanwhile, the defense apparently had no real experts to dispute the state’s experts, no strong medical/psych perspective, and no witnesses to push back on the state’s framing of the relationship.