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I like soccer, running, PB&J, turtles, and robots. Certified momologist. PhD. Boop boop.*Fake account*

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Impossible, @tacobell destroys me.

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Did you put the eye back in?

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Waiting for someone to wipe my own ass

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I like the mattress method

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Since when is a tree delicious?

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I'm looking for a light-saber fight. That's what I'm here for. @weatherchannel @JenCarfagno @StephanieAbrams

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Jesus chicken for the save.

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@benfrechettewx Depends on how much methane he produces.

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The pig for climate change!

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#construction

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Am I allowed to bring a staple gun to this fight?

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Did the groundhog just pee on everyone?

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Next time, they need to send in the "unnecessary" cheetah. #policechase

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The licking...the litter box. This is gonna be a weird movie.

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Reed just went on my naughty list.

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

Excited for this jar of all-natural SAUERKRAUT

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I could smell ya getting off the elevator. #chickfila

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Fill'er up...with money. #imfellinthatone #gasstationcasino

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He's a cold core pig. #Snow

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That thing gave me puppy eyes right before I hit it.

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I'm waiting for my gummies and my nuts