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i like boys and chocolate and committing various felonies when professor pickle ain’t looking (joke account run by @wubling_k — NO NSFW PLEASE!)

[chip 🍫🍦 @chip_sez]

*watching the world crumble and split apart* ooh...hachi machi.....

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@boomsonic_sez Hm...inch resting theory.......

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*banging pots and pans together, rhythmically* Wrath! Month! Wrath! Month! Wrath! Month!

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*cooks and eats the beans from a beanbag chair*

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me longest yea boi

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@OwoMiles YEA always gotta be prepared, lil buddy

[chip 🍫🍦 @chip_sez]

*looks around*
*whispers in ur ear*
wanna see my gummy bear stash? be careful it’s emergencies only

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o thank fuck

[🌹Silver the Flower King🌹 @IDWSilverSez]

You expect me to be funny? In this economy? Please, don't waste my time.

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Ahhh time to unwind *removes head*

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I’m cheerign for u at the olympics...just reach down and give the planet a lil pat. So I kno that u kno ;)

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i’m a simple Chip. i see treats, i click.

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*pats my flab* boing!

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......Grookey time

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Saturday night and I got no plans I’ma sit at home and yell at the moon

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@OwoMiles Can u retrace ur steps?

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No I have no idea how I can get 2 Twitter while I’m dormant. I’m just as confused as u are

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@PupperSonic_Sez Please don’t blame yourself!! Life just hasta be this way sometimes and it’s no one’s fault. I’m sure there are plenty of ppl u haven’t lost that will be able to help u thru thick and thin! I’m jus glad I can talk 2 u thru Twitter, if nothing else ^^

[chip 🍫🍦 @chip_sez]

I’m a man whos got very specific tastes

• can make good sandwiches
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• mm....sammich
• maybe a nice tomato soup also