Chipper O’neil

Glory Boy | Sun Valley CO’ 87 | Wildwood | Rose Tree Colts | Swiss Farms investor | Phightin’s Fan | God Bless the 610! | O’Neil roofing co.

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

My son Danny shit his pants and blacked out on the pavement outside shenanigans.

Adderall prescription - REVOKED!

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

@TimmyO836 Staaaaaate

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This is what they’re taking from us #HarrisWalz2024

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Blood pressure is sitting at 200/120. Quitting cigarettes before red October was a mistake. I am irate right now.

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About fucking time!! Will there be drink deals?

[Ardbag “bag” Archibald @ardbagarchibald]

Starting next season, we will officially begin serving alcohol at the snack bar!

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

Women in politics (Kamala Harris) are the reason why this once great country is imploding.

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

We need more graffiti along I-95. Fuck, I’ll get out there and do it myself if I have to

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I fuckin love graffiti

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Year #CTESPN

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

Joe Biden’s lock-in package for tn:

40mg Adderall IR
30mg Ritalin
400mg Modafinil
2 sugar free Redbull’s

[Tony Scarduzzi @TScarduzzi]

@ChipD00gs and I are creating a joint business venture. We are going to subsidize the coffee station in Morton so we can have unlimited Morton monsters delivered to our doorstep constantly.

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@CogginToboggan @SourEskin You need to work on pleasing your wife you fuckin dork. Kick rocks

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Pawned off Darlene’s engagement ring for tickets to a Blink 182 concert. Am I the asshole? #AITA

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@TScarduzzi Sunday 2$ drafts will do it to ya. Not my proudest moment.

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

Cole Hamels… fuck I miss him

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

@TScarduzzi Horseshit! I’m so sure I’m gonna beat this case that I fired the public defender. Fuckers

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

Was supposed to get fucked up and go golfing tomorrow but the county gave my jury duty

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

My buddy dale had Scottie scheffler to win +800. If I had me a Scottie +800 I would’ve put my 401k on it.

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

@SourEskin @JuanchoMobley Tell me about it. I was fucked up and a cop saw me fall off my son’s skateboard. Scumbags gave me one too

[Chipper O’neil @ChipD00gs]

@JuanchoMobley @SourEskin I will never forget the pool in our driveway that we made out of a 20yd dumpster with tarp inside. I sat in that fucker for hours drinking without a care in the world. Bring me back to 92’