Chip Dressel

aspiring Babylon bee contributor; trying to figure out which accounts are responsible for the BS vs those too dumb to know it is BS and just spewing it

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@mtaibbi Security should be prioritized over convenience It's not a difficult concept, Why does everyone on the left pretend that it is? Shouldn't we make it easy for everyone to travel on a plane by removing ID requirements? Should we restrict people's ability to drive with "licenses"?

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@cabsav456 Just explain why California needs weeks to count ballots when everywhere else on Earth is capable of doing it in one day, The fact is nobody thinks it's credible whether it is or not So get your shit together and do it in one day or else everyone believes you're doing it to cheat

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@dccommonsense You honestly think there is nothing suspicious about the third place candidate suddenly getting the lions share of every vote dump? My goodness you are such an ideologue if you are going to say that's how you honestly see it because it's right in front of you dude

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@X22Report That you Q? Trust the process?

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@realJennaEllis @ByronDonalds Ew, cunty - I thought you were joking ..

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@Ant65049 @Likeshesays Say you're a bot without saying it I wish we could electrocute the motherfuckers who create these...

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@PeShawno @ZeekArkham I can't understand why people like you can't figure out what somebody's doing when they compare Trump to the last presidencies It's pointing out the hypocrisy of the reaction and y'all are still too dumb to even understand that's the whole point of the post

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@AnticsLoco @MarchandSurgery Yes, any response to the repeated attempts that removing him from the office or the planet is dictatorship anything is okay when it comes to trying to get Trump, change laws, make shit up, whatever it takes, The punishing anyone for doing that shit is dictator stuff

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@N0TMYW0RLD @SayNoToTerror7 @Iran_GOV Indiscriminate targeting of women and children? Why say shit like that when you know that's not what they have ever done - Hamas absolutely targeted innocent civilians, then hid behind their own which got them killed, either your brainwashed or trying to brainwash, but stop

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@rustyrockets you keep advocating for true democracy where it's a simple vote of the population to determine laws and such - you should learn why our founding fathers didn't want this, knowing the masses can be easily fooled - and think of the welfare population with a majority

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@HardRockBet Why did you remove all the escalator bets where I stead of taking the set line we could take a longer odds bet, like over (5) 3's at +400 instead of just over 1.5 at -110, stuff like that? SGP suck without those IMO

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@ArtofWarrer @AdamLowisz @elonmusk If they were just attempting to be equal why are they raping the women and stabbing at will? This isn't about being equal they want to take over And at some point your suicidal empathy is going to catch up with you probably as you're being stabbed in the neck by a Muslim

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@profstonge At some point black folks are going to get sick of the way Democrats and fantalize them pretending they need to be treated special and given black people to vote for cuz that's all they want to do is vote for black people If we don't get in that ability we're stealing their vote

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@MikeBales He's also missing the nursing part of a nursing home lol

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@Ziggys_Duck With all the crappy comebacks we see all the time, why can't we get new Wire? Watching it again now so much material for new seasons

[Chip Dressel @ChipDiesel]

@Clip_Master__ What if children don't actually get into deep sleep mode... ? What if that only develops with "theory of mind" development bc it's needed then... Bc this only happens in like rem sleep mode I think where you can be semi conscious controlling dreams.. Or I'm just really hi

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@jimmy_dore Yes everyone who died in January and I ran was either a policeman or caught in the crossfire but nobody who was doing the actual firing of weapons to create said crossfire died

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@dccommonsense It's astonishing to hear someone as intelligent as yourself think the Democratic party has any Americans best interest in mind, What would make you say something like that? What policies are you in support of that are part of the Democrat agenda other than "stop Trump"?

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@RepLuna Can you explain why a SCIF policy would allow you and others to tell us what you saw, but just not the details of it? It's like the fact that youve seen evidence of interdimensional beings is okay to share, just not what color they are or whatever...🤷

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@elacombe17_beth @elonmusk If you can't see past the simple idea that she's referring to every woman which is obviously not the case your purposely not engaging with a conversation based on a bullshit point so you don't have to address the valid points being made