Chip Hirzel

All tweets baked and seasoned with humor. Not every meal is a success.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

RT if you think Major League Baseball shouldn't play the All Star Game in Georgia

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

Thanks for all the great memories Larry you were the best and I’m proud to have worked with you for many years. You always said that if you could interview one person in all of time it would be Jesus. I’m sure he’ll be your first guest. God bless you Larry.

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

January 20th!

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

The milk in my fridge expires on January 20th but that’s not the only thing! I’ve never looked forward to an expiration date so much!

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

@AdamSchefter As a Giants fan I was never a Bill Belichick fan until today! Well done sir!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

NEW! #AnatomyofCapitolAttack TURN SOUND ON!

I submit this video as evidence in the Impeachment of Donald Trump.

Donald Trump engaged in "violent, deadly and seditious acts" which betrayed his trust as President and endangered the security of the United States.

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

@barronjohn1946 Why we golf every weekend. What do you do?

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

Anyone seen Trumps friend the pillow guy. Is he still getting a good night sleep?

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

@HeatherZWeather @Twitter Awesome Heather! Your first day and Trump is banned for life from Twitter. Can’t imagine what you’ll accomplish tomorrow!

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

@gtconway3d Can’t we just rush this through like we would with a Supreme Court nominee...

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

Public schools declare a snow day to celebrate Betsy DeVos resignation!

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

@jimmykimmel @Mike_Pence Yup, rumor has it he hit the juice pretty hard last night. Said the fly on the head.

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

Education Sec. Betsy DeVos resigns over Cap Hill riot blaming Trumps behavior and public schools I’m guessing...

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

If only republicans could have seen the warnings signs, the red flags, the red hats.

[Chip Hirzel @chiphirzel]

@DrewFromTV When you stand for nothing what would the opposite be...? 🤔

[John King @JohnKingCNN]

There you see it.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

A tweet from 2016 that seems relevant today.