Chip 🇺🇸🦬

Snapchat Model, Millionaire, Philanthropist, Mensa Member(shoutout to my boy Timmy), Lothario, Laureate, Father.

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@NoLaughsHere @messedupfoods Water from the hose that was left outside 365 days a year

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@ZachGelb

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@UmpireAuditor

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@Yankees @YESNetwork

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Antonio Gaudi yeah more like Antonio Gaudy that guy was Waaaay excessive

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@ClownWorld I really find it problematic that you chose to include video footage of the alleged-theft. I’m sure that it’s an isolated incident and I wouldn’t want any group of people to be singled out for these porch pirating crimes

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@SportsCenter NYC deserves it? Umm, they’re responsible for @ZohranKMamdani and @GovKathyHochul being elected

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@redsteeze Should’ve handed the Larry O’Brien to @realDonaldTrump first

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@kfc aka Hey @nyknicks fans (scumbags) please don’t use this as an excuse to ransack the city

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@hsimon62 Wait I thought that the @nyknicks weren’t created until ‘46?

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@ResisttheMS It’s pretty amazing to me that @elonmusk still has the decency to sit down and speak with these lying morons like Don

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@BuffaloBills

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Growing-up; I really thought that pie eating contests would be a much more significant part of my life

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@nypost Clue #1: she’s Ariana Grande, and he’s Ethan Slater.

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@WKBW

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@consumertc @McDonalds crawled so that @hotpockets could fly at Mach700

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@JeremyWGR

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@WKBW Come get robbed and assaulted at our new ‘entertainment initiative’!

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@MLBNow Crazy Carl won the MVP and World Series in ‘33 over here okay! Another MVP three seasons later alright! That’s why we called him The Meal Ticket okay!And not for nothin hes literally a better hitter than Austin Wells in this house END OF STORY!! @PinstripeDerek