Chip McDrip

playing with matches at your local gas station

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@localchzburger Yes

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@localchzburger Fake news

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@localchzburger Quick! Send all the king’s horses!

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@localchzburger Kidney beanie baby

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the hand is a perfect example of why it’s crucial if not necessary to have at least one short friend

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@localchzburger Oh, be a Cheese you Love and Burgstand

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@hoegorl Every morning, a gazelle wakes up knowing it must run faster than the fastest lion, or it will die. Every morning, a lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest gazelle, or it will starve type shit

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@gobIinafterdark Big Canis Major fan

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@tradepartty Awesome

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@gobIinafterdark I’ll thank you

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Your honour my client did it all for the nookie

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This new year I am giving up learning. No new information will enter this temple

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Amazon just bought the shirt off my back and delivered it to me the same day

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@FruitBake TOOL mentioned

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I be saying Hello to the Kitty

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@localchzburger Burger

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@localchzburger Much better

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Dran gotta be top 15 inventions ever