just a little guy

my blood hurts

[just a little guy @moistoes]

this would catch a lot of you

[just a little guy @moistoes]

the grammar police released me on parole

[just a little guy @moistoes]

my superpower is that i can look at someone and know if they’re being cheated on

[just a little guy @moistoes]

i’m tip toeing all around this city

[just a little guy @moistoes]

driving wit no panties on

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

Tfw my husband and I catch the pool boy fucking the au pair and we’re both crying a lot for no reason

[just a little guy @moistoes]

sneaking arby’s into my apartment under a blanket like you’d do with your ugly step kid

[just a little guy @moistoes]

third eye blind so good

[just a little guy @moistoes]

hey do you wanna go to the trader joes parking lot and get in cars way? no worries if not

[just a little guy @moistoes]

the creator of the universe is mad at me

[just a little guy @moistoes]

i get so gay off that amoxicillin

[just a little guy @moistoes]

i’m in your dads bedroom. do not come in here

[just a little guy @moistoes]

i feel like a cat wearing little boots

[just a little guy @moistoes]

creating an incubus themed bar

[just a little guy @moistoes]

do you want the hot dog tour?

[just a little guy @moistoes]

help i’m trapped in the trunk of your car

[dan @Dansplainer]

when couples hoard together on hoarders i do find it pretty romantic

[just a little guy @moistoes]

my guardian angel is selling drugs out the back of her CRV

[just a little guy @moistoes]

lesbians i love u

[just a little guy @moistoes]

a single mom? she works two jobs. she loves her kids? she never stops.