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I’m like hey what’s up hello

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Just scraped my teeth against my fork

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@gobbiehehe I’m cryinggg omg I’m just imaging you sitting on ur loose ass seat like “yo I fuckin hate jersey bro” mad as shit 😭😭

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@gobbiehehe Bros seat is just loose af 😭 gob go tighten it

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Rolling a blunt in the car, the backwood just ripped, there’s weed everywhere, and I have 7 minutes left on my break

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Hate when work is dead cause why do they have me outside sweeping the sidewalk

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Sometimes the song is so good I have to leave the room

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

DUDE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@Faye24313425 Sending this energy your way!!!

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I want to smoke weed but I don’t want to

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Bro could be tracking people down for the fbi or something and instead he’s haunting the tl 😭

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Life lesson: do not touch grass.

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It’s funny how’s there’s levels to politicians. Like people see Zohran Mamdani walking around New York and it’s like a crazy thing but I’ll casually see the mayor of my town at the grocery store and it’s just like oh hey what’s up tom

[Mia @boygrrI]

gay people: im gay
everyone else: ok
the highly observant dark empath:

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@oddtreebanjo Every day bean soup girl is proven right

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Dont actually believe vagueposting is a thing, back in my day you knew or you didn’t and if you didn’t you either accepted that or suffered

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@oddtreebanjo like figure it out if you need to know so bad!!! Not every conversation is for everyone lmao

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Og kush is a great strain when you can actually find it. Most dealers selling it are saying it’s og kush but it rarely is, the case with a lot of kush strains (also sour diesels)dispos too cause every brand is doing their own thing wit the genetics it’s rarely what they’re saying

[The Plump Nigga Whisperer 🪑 @AndallthatjASS]

this was $18...it's 12gs 😭😭 I fuckin love it here mane

[claire @clairemilize]

cuz like that shit really said 2:57 am - 1:45 pm

YOU ARE AN ACTUAL SCUM BAG

[Acku’mah @martian_bugg]

Hellooo

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

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Also we HAVE to normalize longer seasons of shows again. I’m so tired of these “series” that can be watched and finished in less than a couple days. I think it’s lazy af and I get with animation it’s easier but we used to have 20 episode seasons of shows!!!