dan

i thoroughly enjoyed the movie when harry met sally

[dan @Dansplainer]

the world isn't ready for me #TheGentlemanUnleashed

[dan @Dansplainer]

being gangstalked by ads >>>

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white women need to bring their unruly dogs into stores it soothes their anxiety

[dan @Dansplainer]

if you see a screw or nail on the ground throw it in the road to feed the cars ❤️

[dan @Dansplainer]

all the y2k bullshit is at ross now so im guessing that whole thing might be over

[dan @Dansplainer]

they're milking both ceiling nipples at this beauty supply store #thirsty

[dan @Dansplainer]

a big megachurch that looks like a target adds a lot to local beauty

[dan @Dansplainer]

$5 vhs at this thrift store #SmokingCrack

[dan @Dansplainer]

walking around with chicken tenders in my teeth and everyone keeps stopping dead in their tracks to call me tendy boy

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

Chunky is the only Kong who ever talks to the Worm

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Basketball is a simple game. A couple guys in Sixers jerseys dribble the ball for 48 minutes and then you shoot yourself in the garage.

[dan @Dansplainer]

if I could freak the fuck out on a halo grunt just smack the absolute shit out of it id feel so much better right now

[dan @Dansplainer]

i think paul george is a genuinely bad person

[dan @Dansplainer]

two words: sixers celtics must see tv

[dan @Dansplainer]

the 1pm of wicker being all people solo and the 4pm all couples #WhatDoesItMean

[dan @Dansplainer]

@fatpikachupic fjord

[dan @Dansplainer]

@INAMODELROOM there was like one showing a day here at the amcs i think you gotta be quick with it, great movie

[dan @Dansplainer]

unfortunately for the entirety of fjord i kept thinking yep that's sebastian stan playing ryan letourneau except he's a deeply religious romanian man too for some reason

[dan @Dansplainer]

@spitemeter no one else was in the theater i was free to pog

[dan @Dansplainer]

now seated for the northernlion biopic