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that dog won't hunt, monsignor

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our age of dig is collapsing

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@tinylittlehomie tinylittlerogerdaltrey

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Victims of Veganism Memorial Foundation

[Boys Kissing @mycosat]

Whenever a vegan posts that “Then do that. Be vegan but cheese” screenshot I think about how many times I was told off by strangers for making an exception for honey when I was vegan. Very annoying !

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service

[Wrought @wrought_online]

The Irishman (2019)

Robert DeNiro voiceover: Back then, if you wanted to kill a guy, you'd stab him or shoot him with a gun. But one thing you did not want to do, was let the police find out about it.

Doo-wop song in the background: I'll be your baby, baby/if you'll be my doll

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@halfhourad @faultsprophet reverse homeopathy

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@intl_weeds whatcha seeing

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there’s not many hedges in central and southern florida but about 95% of the ones that do exist are placed to perfectly obstruct driver visibility and make turns way more dangerous

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@focusfronting not so fast

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@mattyglesias @getnickwright @AbdulElSayed dumbass

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@gncfosho this happened to my buddy elric

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@GovernorAnne sorry. you're too funny to refrain from retweeting sometimes

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@GasolineJoy @elliotbuildr and don't mess with it in the pan!
https://t.co/AXzhDf30mG

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wow you get way better seasoning crusting when you don’t jostle the tofu around constantly

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raw block of tofu with barbecue sauce #rawblockoftofuwithbarbecuesauce

[callie @COWLIE333]

@femceltheory i'm like the meg griffin of group chats

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turnstile rapidly became taco bell music

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@Dansplainer you must have loved that barn scene where he talks to the neighbor’s kid like a chatter

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@NBABabySecret i really thought campus shuttles would have light strips or nightlights or something

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@0ystercatcher_

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when you’re walking and texting and you peripherally see what looks like somebody oncoming a ways away, but then you run them over because they were actually just short

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@LilUziVartan @chigbopis there’s really no way for op to know that

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@Deerlosthope

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@birdpathy pretend it said [guy who doesn’t know how most people use arbitrarily], rather than [guy who uses arbitrarily in a grammatically invalid way]