For the most part I am actually really enjoying my single era but every time I see that a recipe serves 4 and adjust the serving to 0.5 I see the hat man in my dreams that night
Just overheard two guys arguing and one shouted at the other โHow about you go suck some dick for fent and dieโ which I am now going to photoshop over a picture of a kitten and turn into a poster
I wonder how effective body part rhetoric really is for the pro-life movement. Like I get it, you love baby feet, who doesnโt? But you know what I donโt love? Poverty and Kyle from Tinder in that order
Nothing I hate more than a bitch who honks at me when Iโm waiting to take a right at a red light. I will proceed into the street when it is safe. Usually, in the fifth largest city in America, this tends to happen when the light is GREEN,
@popejoan2 Like, I am also tired of waiting around on mythical โresourcesโ that never come to fruition, and exhausted that when Iโm like โA homeless guy groped me todayโ thereโs always somebody waiting to say โUNHOUSED!โ so I canโt blame idiots for being swayed into voting for Pratt over it
We know that Pratt is an idiot and we know that he does not have the credentials to govern, but we should take his proximity to victory as an indication of the fatigue critical swing- or could-be-swung voters have about having to deal with mentally unwell men prowling the streets
@popejoan2 I think the homeless epidemic is so emblematic of every wedge issue the left always loses on: โI know your eyes see X, and I know your anecdotal experience is Y, but just elect us and we have actionable policy plans for Z that will never get passedโ has not worked well for us
@KMAG_YOLO I did the math and realized 2 cans a day per cat x 2 cats = 120 cans a month which is like a $125/month subscription to feeding two animals born on a porch on 27th avenue and Indian school, but my cats donโt understand that mommy works a Change The World Job and earns accordingly
@code_mom_ I hate when you can tell theyโre honking as if to say โYou totally couldโve made that!โ Ok itโs not my fault the guy barreling towards me at 65mph in a 35mph zone decided to drop it to a snailโs pace in case I decided to whip out in front of him!!!
@Ruesavatar@fillefoux Everybody on wildlife biology and hunting twitter was like โyeah thatโs why you shouldnโt own exotic animalsโ and everybody on vaguely libertarian to far right edgelord tech twitter was like โthe GOVERNMENT shouldnโt kill my hypothetical SQUIRRELโ yes it should!!! #NeverForget
@Ruesavatar@fillefoux Oh back when that pornstarโs squirrel had to get its head lopped off to test for rabies I became Person of the Day on Edgelord Internet for my apparently bootlicking stance that if you own an exotic rabies vector and it bites somebody you need to accept when it gets rabies tested
@Ruesavatar@fillefoux I do not wish hateful things on her family (that squirrel really did need to get beheaded by the government though) but I do find it annoying when people are all โyouโre not doing enough to meet your personโ as if itโs not musical chairs like sorry I havenโt tried being a c** rag
@Charlesaf3@stqnfield Nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than โanti status quo,โ populism working requires the populace to not be overwhelmingly stupid