Heavyweights Quotes

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@Lgrang13 @Jwil18 Congratulations! You're also the fattest girl at camp.

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"You can keep your washboard stomachs and your oily muscles, I DON'T WANT EM! ...still tired of being the fat guy."

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"Okay, this is called the blob." The blobbb. "You can go as high as fifteen feet on that thing."

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Don't let Chipmunk Bunk get their hands on Suspect #2

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Kim Jong-un = Tony Perkis. #NorthKorea

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As a healthcare professional, I'd like this opportunity to warn you Tony Perkis' program is not only ineffective- it's downright dangerous.

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Pat......Pat......Pat.....Pat....Pat...Pat..Pat..
Pat

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"THANKS FOR THE BEST DAMN SUMMER OF MY LIFE PAT."

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"Thank you for coming ladies, the buses are waiting over there... I appreciate your efforts, I know this hasn't been easy."

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"Well what have we here? Who would like to own up to this treasure trove? Hmm? Who's wonderful candies are these? Oh and look, a deli meat!"

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"One of those fish 'n chip farts there, Nicky?"

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You are all like Icarus.

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Ever hear the story of Icarus, who continually rolled the ball up a hill, but when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the sun.

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"I DID NOT SEND YOU TO GO-KART CAMP!"

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"Oo, the fat man is going to tell ME what's healthy!" Well I just thou- "No ones really cares what you think, you're a negativity spreader."

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Turn off the camera...Let me make something very clear. The Perkis System does not work on cheaters like Gerald Gardner

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Lars what kind of a name is that? Where are you from?......."Far away"

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I'm gonna do ole dad one better I'm not gonna give you a light...I'm gonna SHOW you the light!

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I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going!

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One word of advice...NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!