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why is some of the best music ever created always either a 1 minute long song or a 30 second bridge in a 5 minute song

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found in drafts months old. here to say you are WELCOME!!!! for not tweeting it! apology tweet for writing it already in production.

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this is me in the car when we drive thru trees in the sunlight

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british minion

Oi mate listen why am i fucking yellow pill. like i guess what eveah it’s fine . Banna or what eva innit.

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INT. THE FUCKING BATH ROOM

GIRL enters and stares into sink. Destruction is outside. GIRL is in literally distress.

GIRL
I just cannot believe it. this
summer is going to be the
WORST!!!

The toilet expodes, many lobsters crawl out. GIRL is not happy

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🐿 AM I RIUGT?!

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i took theatre for one year in 9th grade and never again

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high school theatre classes are so fucking weird because you’ll be doing an improv scene and some kid will just straight up tell you they fucked your mom and you just have to yes and that shit

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watching smosh summer games 2019 annd. pretending everythyjing is ok

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sorry

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before & after pics me takinga shit

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@killlbunni i will keep . them to myself.. A lesson we should all…… learn….

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context.. only real ones get. it . (it’s about hayday)

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me Omw to manipulate the newspaper readers to buy my advertisements instead of the other ones by making the price a few cents cheaper than the max so that it barely affects the profit i make but lures the buyer in.. . BUSINESS STCOKS GENIUS . #YES

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@killlbunni wish i could qrt this.. . have a few things to say

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@killlbunni okay?

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. @killlbunni

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i miss her .

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GUYS ITS OK