Chris Lee

suburban boy, here for laughs and breaking sports news

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Canada wins group A. If Italy wins tonight and USA advances to the quarterfinals in the #WorldBaseballClassic Canada has a chance to do the funniest thing after losing hockey to the USA.

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When an Asian person says their church is “diverse”

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Shohei Ohtani's 20 Runs Batted In this year:

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Do you ever spend hours reading just the “personal life” sections on people’s Wikipedia articles?

No, me neither.

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Post malone singing like he was a podcast on 2x speed

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I also know I’m washed because I still listen to the radio

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I know I’m washed because all my favorite songs are now playing on K-Earth 101.1

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There is no worse time to go poop than after you’ve been eating a triple chocolate muffin.

Utter shock after my first wipe.

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My wife: “You better not wear that color out in public”

Also my wife: “What color should I wear out in public?”

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@_willcompton @StandOutSean @barstoolsports This glue guy can’t stop gluing 🫡

Loved surviving barstool, great job this season, champ!

Shoutout to the other finalists as well @Jerrythekid21 @StevenCheah

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How did anyone think that Reggie Jackson faked out Lebron? And why aren’t they arresting Christian Braun for assault???

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WELCOME TO EVERTON JACK HARRISON #EVEBOU @Everton

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JAMES GARNER YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL @everton #EFLCup

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9/22/04 🫡

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Did we just witness a top 5 all time national anthem? #NFLKickOff2023

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@Balldontlie Noah Lyles lives for moments like this

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We look the better side in pressing, in possession, and in creating chances but I’ve seen this script play out too many times. This has a 1-0 defeat written all over it. #EVEWOL

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@KoreanZombieMMA THANK YOU KZ YOU ARE THE PEOPLES CHAMP

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We look the better side in pressing, in possession, and in creating chances but I’ve seen this script play out too many times. This has a 1-0 defeat written all over it. #EVEWOL

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Fascinating

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@NotVeryOld @Dodgers Austin Barnes is now a national war hero in Korea