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23 • UTRGV alumni • Boston U ‘27 • #TexasHockey #TusksUp

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Back in my day, we called that Disney Channel

[laura 🎐 @floriefawn]

OHHH PISS OFF

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[♡⋆ ✝︎ 𝒯𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓁𝒶𝒽 ✝︎ ⋆♡ @HoofHealthy]

How it feels talking to anyone when you isolated yourself as a child for years and grew up with no social interaction

[shameful @s4gns]

they will literally exile you at work if your quiet and stay to yourself

[jes @peestains]

when u block a guy and ffuijgsswdyhbdgg start watching your stories

[octubre @gonewiththepain]

splendid thank you

[bleughh permanently undeademuruipilled @evilcheaz]

dont randomly raise your voice at meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

This guy's kids are NEVER gonna believe him

[hex @uselessitaly]

my father is proud of his new meme please support

[dee is in loveland 🦢 @inyourloveland]

zendaya did the whole press tour for the drama and managed to never confirm tom was let out of the house for 3 minutes and he’s screaming from the rooftops that he’s mr zendaya

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Missing (1/6)

[The Reticent Racunteur @LiamBeUponYe]

This video permanently altered my perception of Footloose and now I can't hear the original song without expecting to hear this

[Julia @jquadddddd]

Everyday you log on this app and baseball teams you’ve never heard of are just doing things you’ve never seen

[Kori “Cameos are open” King @Kori_kiing]

Can these fruit AI video’s PLEASE leave my timeline…what do you mean a strawberry threw her two eggplant children off a cliff?!?

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

[riah 🫧 @at1nytown]

and that’s what you deserve 😭 what happened to just studying?

[camryn¹ ⁸¹ 🌷🪻 @SHlNE4YOU]

said his name out loud and it’s so true unfortunately