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this is mostly just me complaining tbh

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me with headache: ow

me with headache after coffee: ow, but faster

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@BuffaloDundee I love this character growth

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Bills beat the Chiefs 30 by under 13 so that definitely means that @betterlovers is playing 30 Under 13 tonight in Brooklyn right??

@jordanbuckley

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@chmurph is this you ??

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back on here with wedding planning updates:

my mother and sister, exchanging 65+ messages, argued over whether the house we rent should have a pool or not

leg press personal record is 298 lbs

flowers are still the bane of my existence

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being engaged to a white guy with beard hat and glasses is a labor of love

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compromised with Kieran on watching Christmas movies this early before Christmas, but only if the movies are absolutely unhinged and have really low ratings

yesterday's movie was Snowmance and its about a snowman turning into a human man

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In case you're wondering what it's like to be a DM, it's essentially a handful of your friends asking you if your silly little brain can come up with a silly little story for your friends to be silly little guys in

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every week since ive gone to the gym I've had at least one interaction with a buff girl that always sticks with me. This was this week's:

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I learned and confirmed this morning he was 100% sleep talking when he said the refs bit and I haven't stopped laughing since

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one of the most consistent yet hilarious things about Kieran during football season is that he'll sleep like he's in a coma for the fourth quarter, wake up 30 seconds before the end to say "yeah so this is one of those fuck the refs games", and then pass out completely

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The more I write out and prepare DnD campaigns the more I feel like a human Xbox with Game Pass

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its football Sunday make sure you throw down to the national anthem

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my favorite thing to ask men at a bar during football sunday is "how's your tummy feel?"

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@ConorFranzone

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it is with heavy heart that i tell you that going to the gym consistently and not drinking as much alcohol is actually very great for your well-being

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Our officiant during couples counseling: so my daughter is on a tackle football team -

me and kieran, without missing a beat: Go Bills

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i think everyone should hire me to be on their fantasy league not to compete or anything but to make unhinged comments like "idk do you really think _____ is gonna have a breakout season this year their ankles don't look right" and cause widespread panic

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suddenly i no longer enjoy fantasy football

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My cat when I'm two minutes late to feed her:

[Isaiah McKenzie @_IsaiahMcKenzie]

I don’t feel the trust.

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i think everyone should hire me to be on their fantasy league not to compete or anything but to make unhinged comments like "idk do you really think _____ is gonna have a breakout season this year their ankles don't look right" and cause widespread panic