Zahran

Avarice

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Vibe-coding is just a gambling addiction for SWEs

[Kun Chen @kunchenguid]

/no-mistakes is here!

by popular demand i've made the most impactful tool in my agentic engineering setup "no-mistakes" invocable as a skill in Claude Code, Codex et al

just type "/no-mistakes" once your agent has made changes, and watch the magic unfold

details below 👇

[象牙山刘能 @disksing]

在AI时代，每个程序员都活成了自己最讨厌的那种 team leader：

1. 半年不写一行代码，编程能力严重退化，还自诩"我也是搞技术的“

2. 开会的时候把一线开发干的活全说成是自己的功劳，连自己的汇报材料都是让别人总结的

3. 瞎JB指挥，出了问题就甩锅说是下面没执行好

4. 不了解项目具体情况，只会提”单测加了没“、“性能还要优化”、“文档要沉淀一下”这类空洞的要求

5. PR 基本上看不懂，只会让别人先review了自己跟着点赞

6. 遇到 bug 了只知道无脑转发让别人查一下，自己负责来来回回转发消息

7. 还经常吐槽“今年的应届生水平越来越不行了”

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

A year ago the closest thing we had to an AI agent was o3.

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[b @wwxwashere]

just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO

[Aish @AishwaryaDevv]

Me: Fix this bug.

AI: Fixed.

Me: It's still broken.

AI: Interesting.

[MIT CSAIL @MIT_CSAIL]

In case of fire, save your code first.

Image v/@igor_os777

[YAPPINGFESS @yappingfess]

yap! ini bilang ke mama gimana yaaa…. ga sengaja sumpah…

[Zahran @chippedthorns]

@NonAbelianGhost seinget gw iya but tbh I never registered for LPDP 😋

[Zahran @chippedthorns]

@NonAbelianGhost kyknya dari awal ada syarat IELTS aja udh berarti targetnya emg orang yang well off, would be interesting if there's an utbk/snbt-like test for LPDP though, dan yang lulus baru didanain mulai dari IELTS dll

[Partai Gerindra @Gerindra]

Wah, sudah mau 14ribu, ya? Padahal Presidennya bukan pak @prabowo https://t.co/5pn1XNWPUL https://t.co/3TRwv12kwn

[Zahran @chippedthorns]

@habitat10123 copot gemboknya

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

this agentic coding crack is more addictive than video games smh

[Milo Smith @mil000]

THE GREAT OPENCLAW MAC MINI SELLOFF HAS STARTED!!

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Dostoevsky 🤝 Kafka

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

Companies are like "we are spending all this money on AI but we don't know what the devs are even doing with it." Let me answer that for you: They're working on their personal side projects.

[Zahran @chippedthorns]

@trashkunkun awww cmere babe 😚😚

[Zahran @chippedthorns]

padahal ada solusi trivial biar gk ditagih utangnya

[txt gajelas @txtdarigajelas]

kalian pada ilfeel juga ga si?