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@huymanutd @pavyg @carlosalcaraz "The Establishment"... Lol

Yeah, Pavvy is not a conspiracy nut at all.

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@thomas_scott61 @pavyg @carlosalcaraz "Bookmark this," he said.
Lol

And he was so gleeful at very bit of news like a curtailed practice session, from the Alcaraz camp.

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@Guardamano44130 @pavyg See, Pavvy?!

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@souleigoemtudo @pavyg See, Pavvy?! This is your life's accomplishment.

You've ruined Djokovic for everyone!

People like this bloke here actually feel happy when Djokovic loses because of fans like you.

The GOAT deserved better fans!

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@pavyg Gutted for Djokovic; was hoping to see him go deep here.
But I find myself thinking more about what conspiracy theories you might come up with now. Rigged draw? Opponent was on PEDs? "The Establishment" hired a band to play outside Djokovic's bedroom window on the match's eve?

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@pavyg @swpaintings I’m fascinated by the things you consider “likely.”

Even more fascinating is how effortlessly “likely” becomes “fact” in your head.

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@LidijaRazumic @pavyg Funny how the use of the word "truth’ on the social media is less a credential than a warning label.

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@vossy1973 @pavyg More like the Mark Sargeant or the Bart Sibrel of tennis.

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@Irisheyes_7700 @pavyg Nothing funny at all. (Look who's the one doing the laughing!)

That's just Pavvy being gleeful that one of his predictions might just come true for once.

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@pavyg "Textbook"?!

What is?

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@pavyg @usopen Yeah, now, I suppose you'll become a bit of a Federer fanboi.

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@pavyg @usopen Ah, yes: the logical fallacy of assuming that everyone shares your opinions and biases.

Clearly, your jaundiced, prejudiced mind fails to see how tennis fans might miss the World No.1, the most dominant player on the Tour, and one half of the sport's most intriguing rivalry.

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@horsesandyoga @pavyg Liar! 😆

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@pavyg Jesus Fucking Christ, Pavvy!

Put a fucking sock in it, for fuck's sake, mate!

Do you EVER stop complaining?!

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@pavyg Gee, you really are a tennis fan, aren't you?

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@marramirem5 I'm not a fan of Whitaker at all. In fact, I can't stand her spoilt, daddy's-little-princess manner and her attitude that indicates that the world exists to work for her approval.

But, here, you, Marra, have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

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@freedomflyerUSA @pavyg All perfectly good, sound, logical questions that don't ever cross what Pavvy calls his mind.
He won't answer. He doesn't have answers. Just vague insinuations, and leaps towards conclusion and condemnation from mere speculation.

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@pavyg Ha ha ha ha ha...

Sure, Pavvy! It's clear that yo8 adore Jannik Sinner!

Ha ha ha ha ha...

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@pavyg You think, eh?

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@scoopmalinowski @pavyg Tennis twitter should demand that you and Pavvy sign up for psychiatric treatment.