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@greg_price11 Jen, i’ve had 15 margs today and now I have to go AA. You misinformed me and now I am an alcoholic.

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@Top100Rick How do you think they get so good at golf? Some guys at a basic level are simply psychotic in any sport

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@pheaglescentral @AryePulliNFL @BleedingGreen Fucking pussy

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump announces that 9/11 hero Welles Crowther will posthumously receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Known as “The Man in the Red Bandana,” Crowther repeatedly ran back into the South Tower on 9/11 to help others escape, saving as many as 18 lives before losing his own.

Allison Crowther said her son’s legacy continues to endure nearly 25 years later: “Welles’ light still shines brightly.”

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@AdamSchefter Hope he can buy some bigger teeth

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@DonnieDoesWorld I could help a brother out. Keep me posted.

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@unusual_whales France is so gay

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@GLFPerformances My god they really neutered Bethpage at the Ryder Cup

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@BrianKirschner_ @ThorbjornOleZyn John Rahm or Bryson to quit….even money. Full throttle!

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@forthepeople @DKSportsbook @barstoolsports I would like to thank @POTUS for bombing Iran. I hope @DKSportsbook has learned its lesson that when you have fake Dead Heat rules the US government will fuck terrorist like you.

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I need someone to explain this $26.42 payout from #DKPartner .

I was shocked when I saw my account was $26 higher instead of $1,164. Someone needs to investigate DK’s dead heat rules.

@RiggsBarstool @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @stoolpresidente @PardonMyMeme

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@forthepeople I would like to file a claim for a brain injury I suffered while reading @DKSportsbook dead heat parlay rules. I have been scammed, lead astray and bamboozled. @barstoolsports is supposed to be for the people but their main sponsor is a terrorist organization.

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@Daniel_Rapaport Dan talking like Tiger is his alcoholic father who just crashed his car into a telephone pole for the 6th time

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@barstoolsports Hope he plays power play until he scores his 1,000th goal then just walks off the ice

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@GolfDigest Maybe get better at golf?

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@FrankieBorrelli you need to speak more about Matt Schaefer on the pod. He is like Brian Leetch and Cale Makar had a fucking baby.

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@benfowlkesMMA Look at the heavy breathing

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@danabeers Wedding ring

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Canadian hockey analyst Steve Dangle has an unhinged meltdown because Team USA hockey players shook hands with President Trump.

"You f*cking a**hole. We'll never be your 51st state. And that's got nothing to do with hockey."

"That's got everything to do with you motherf*cker showing up at our front door with guns and tanks and sh*t."

Canada is not taking this loss well.

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@StockMKTNewz $200 then an hour later $185

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Sullivan: "The team was built wth personality in mind. We were loaded with personality up and down the lineup. There are whisky drinkers and milk drinkers, and we have a lot of whisky drinkers on this team."

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I suffered a brain injury resulting in a coma almost 11 months ago after reading DK’s Bernie Madoff-esque dead heat rules. I hope everyone involved with @DKSportsbook @stoolpresidente @RiggsBarstool @PFTCommenter @canadian_oldie one day sticks up for the common man once again.

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@QuiverQuant Thank you for your service Johnny Boy!