JessK

[JessK @chipperchicken]

#CNNNYE love to my hunny bunnies <3

[JessK @chipperchicken]

You should get my friend shawna Preston to play #SFGiants

[JessK @chipperchicken]

Do the producers ever feel a moral obligation to speak up?? @BachParadise #howdyougetpaulscheer #gimmedatrose

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@BachParadise @chrisbharrison I meant BROOKS!! But if Shawn wanted to show up that would be fine too

[JessK @chipperchicken]

BEN H ALL DA WAY @BachParadise #AfterParadise #bringbackbooth @chrisbharrison

[JessK @chipperchicken]

http://t.co/DaorWlsmcE

[Leo Thomas McGarry @LeoMcGarry]

Getting slurred, incoherent phone calls to do with Scotland and the referendum. Someone please confiscate John Marbury's mobile phone.

[bob saget @bobsaget]

When I move you move. Just like that.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Germany's search for a wayward snapping turtle in a popular swimming hole has transfixed the nation. http://t.co/ZLNc8t7fXM

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@RituD2 that was NOT me that was Silvia!! Surprisingly the tweets about candle in the wind were me

[JessK @chipperchicken]

“@RituD2: @mmoondra @avi_squash I hate yoke

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@RituD2 @mmoondra @avi_squash

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@RituD2 @mmoondra @avi_squash me too

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@S_C_ #missher #princegeorge #nofilter

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@S_C_ can you please sing candle in the wind 4 Diana 2nite in sf, sir?!?!?????!

[JessK @chipperchicken]

@jtimberlake can you plz sing candle in the wind 4 diana 2nite in sf?!?????!!? Prince George <3

[Julian E. Barnes @julianbarnes]

ORDER DROPPING ALL CAPS REQUIREMENT IRONICALLY ISSUED IN ALL CAPS. http://t.co/76r7jKCp8h H/t @NavyTimes

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

There was a small earthquake in L.A. Everyone's okay, but the news from the Etch-a-Sketch Museum is not good.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

To help bolster Dubai's high-end reputation, police officers now patrol the city in a Lamborghini. http://t.co/90V3sO9dzb