Michael and/or Chip

There’s nothing you can hold for very long.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@HeyZeus096 😤😤😤

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

If Twitter really abandons the Twitter brand for X I am deleting the app I can’t take this anymore

[kinjiro @brandonlepine]

now i am become jeff, my name jeff

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

I have been working an average of 70 hours per week since the first week of April and this coming week is my last week of this long stretch :’)

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@hankgreen @DGlaucomflecken Hank please make my med school pay me back please

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@yagirlgcon Last night was like a movie (specifically One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@chikignome :(

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of a Barbie world.”

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@romaineyea I initially read this as you finding the experience of being DENNIS’d invigorating and I was taken aback but I’m glad to have re-read it and understand now. Fuck that guy.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@car0linewilcox Yes

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

I am getting slowly radicalized by listening to Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” on my daily drive to work.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@joshmcgoo While I was in the ICU/step-down we would heparinize people while we did the work up to see if there were signs of right heart strain to see if they need lysis/thrombectomy and then transition to DOAC prior to discharge.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@mattyfred_ Have saved this for when our new interns start and I’m on our inpatient team with them 😂

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

When med students do this I quickly say “don’t call me that” like it’s an insult

[Kamali Thompson, MD, MBA @Kamali_Thompson]

Are there really residents out there making med students call them doctor?!??

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

There should be more caffeinated seltzer.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

Just sent a meme about the Wegovy shortage in our residency group chat and I’m pretty sure it did NOT land 😅

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@IwriteOK had to pause this mornings ep to listen to all of Rumours on my commute, will be revisiting

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

Softest use of “harrowing” in recorded history.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

This guy is gonna get such a bag for this. If this happened to me I wouldn’t have to worry about my med school loans anymore

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Control freak cop violates the Fourth Amendment because his feelings were hurt.

[Michael and/or Chip @Chipperdoodle69]

@GillwithouttheG First read of this was “Jesus hates cigs” which left me feeling confused about the message of the original tweet but I get it now 😂