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[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

im a single issue voter and this is my issue

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@Sashax13 @Klarna Omg this is exciting

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@tommycapitol Why

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

whenever i start crying i cry for everything that has ever happened to me

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@Sashax13 Stopppp

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@FiletJake15 More pic

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

the secret to work-life balance is inherited wealth

[pollster @ChippyB23]

Not @nytimes making a game out of people’s deaths?! Gross

[pollster @ChippyB23]

People trying to sell their crusty dirty Birkenstocks on fb marketplace for way too much money, a thread 🧵

[pollster @ChippyB23]

I tried to stay quiet on this issue but simply cannot - over the past many months I’ve seen even more horrific Birkenstock posts. Here’s todays. She says GREAT condition?! Am I missing something?? Is there a market for gross used Birkenstocks??

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”

Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@i_need_eggs 425

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

happy leap day. here are 29 rats!

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@Sashax13 No literally I don’t get it and then they always make me check my bag bc I’m the last boarding group

[pollster @ChippyB23]

@FiletJake15 Feels like just yesterday it was me in that chair

[clare @sadderlizards]

me in the gas station picking out a little treat