ur cousins cousin

unapologetically hot, funny, smart + humble (they/them) pgh

[free aniya @battinsonhive]

My finalists #LoveIslandUSA

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

squiward being bikini bottom's strict elder gay

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[abby @paigeblockers]

exactly

[ur cousins cousin @ChipsBarbeque]

its called FUNdraising for a reason 😛

[Helena @saintkikismith]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

[izzy #teamdarlene @iizzydead]

dj with your favourite tunes

[jay @kendallhosseini]

shane hollander after getting accused of throwing games for boston:

[vi @ViLettuce]

[NEWS] Addison Rae reveals she cannot use Lagrange Multipliers to remove constraints during optimizations

[leah @weIIingtonkiss]

i hope jacob is at the niagra falls rainforest cafe, looking for his troy barrett

[ur cousins cousin @ChipsBarbeque]

they did this for me and eliot!

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this cunty transition #GRAMMYs2026

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

you’re on stan twitter, I’m on stan twitter. we are not the same

[linds @kitsbane]

future me has read unrivaled and watched heated rivalry season 2 girl fuck you

[kim petras @kimpetras]

TRANS GRL PWR 🍒’ i love u bich @slayyyter

[ur cousins cousin @ChipsBarbeque]

before there was six seven there was ten eleum

[Info Charli xcx @infocharlixcx]

THE TRIO HAS ARRIVED! #GoldenGlobes

[ur cousins cousin @ChipsBarbeque]

Hudson Williams is only 4 awards away from an EGOT

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

Hudson Williams quick fire Q&A with @TheCut

[ur cousins cousin @ChipsBarbeque]

@81R0ZAN0V I NEED THIS U DONT UNDERSTAND I SEE IT