tex richman (mr texas t)

talk to me harry winston tell me all about it

[Cosmic Engineer Draedon @PUFFINGUS]

Can I be alt even if I’m fat and unfunny and listen to shit music and my parents love me

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

@nothirtyseven

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

you put sunscreen on just to sit in your house all day

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Nave G. Limes @courts_martial]

chickmunks are squirrels

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

don’t call them jags bro

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

for the malort lover with dysphagia

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

young hoes microwave everything for 30 seconds

[Tony “Butch” James @JamesTobus]

Hoes will get mad when you crack a joke… but will let a joke crack. Stay with me now.

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

taking an everything shower just in case josh allen comes up to the nosebleeds

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

some days you try harder than you have ever tried before to get out of sight of the camera and you end up on no context pgh anyway and thats O.K.

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

monkey d laufey

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

pirate situationship halloween costume: what arrrrrgh we

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

tonight is for her.

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

@chuubanca they had to wait til i worked at the hospital

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

@footage_seer it’s good i swear

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

giving into the twitter hype on zara larsson feels good as fuck

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

@footage_seer it helps to be kind of nauseated by everything

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

measuring out and eating one exact serving of box mac and cheese

[tex richman (mr texas t) @wavycornchip]

@footage_seer it was fine but i woke up really hungry