Chips Burner

CU alum (season ticket holder). Current mascot and football connoisseur

[Stephen F. "UT" Austin @FightLike36]

Sarkisian should come out and say “Ok we’ll play Tech in Arlington but only if they pay Mike Leach’s family what they owed him”

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

Deep cut for the revival of Firehose Friday. Matt Barkley threading the pill between a nuns legs to freshman Nelson Agholor for 6. Gus Johnson will always rock

[Jacob Morley @JacobMorley]

This is a large reason why people don’t realize how good Love is.

Love is VERY good, but he is not this.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Texas' starters went 17-10 in the Big 12 under Steve Sarkisian.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Don't let Zion see this

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

If you give a mouse (me) a cookie (beer), he is going to want a glass of milk (another beer)

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

On a relentless mission to find the worlds greatest chocolate chip cookie. Everything else in life is just noise

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

This is my Quant

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

@AdamSchefter Someone photoshop a dolphins jersey on here

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

Mike Evans practicing next to the electric plant in San Fran every day is like making an alcoholic work at a liquor store. Those hamstrings are done for

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

@DonnyBergFosho The “Donny lost his fastball” crowd is awful quiet right now

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

@Clcomedyyt @DNVR_Buffs @RyanKoenigsberg Looks like I’m 3/3… lil bro 🤣🤣

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

@EDemetriusybf @DNVR_Buffs @RyanKoenigsberg Tried to tell you

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

Man imagine how good a defense would be if you put all 5 of those defenders on the same team. Shit makes no sense

[Adam Munsterteiger @adamcm777]

Former #CUBuffs that have landed elsewhere so far -->

WR Omarion Miller (ASU)
DT Brandon Davis-Swain (TAMU)
DT Jehiem Oatis (Ole Miss)
EDGE London Merritt (Clemson)
EDGE Alexander McPherson (Penn State)
S Tawfiq Byard (TAMU)

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

@ADill15 @RealMatSmith The lame take is justifying the shit we saw on the field a couple months ago. I hope you’re right and we’ll find out in August but this feels like deja vu

[Chips Burner @chipsburner]

@Ducksurviorrr @NFLDraftDome If that duo got to play an ACC schedule they’d probably dominate

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

If you aren't watching Jacksonville State and Troy right now I don't want to hear your opinions on the CFP format.

[PFF @PFF]

Jordan Love during Toyotathon

- 91.9 Passing Grade (1st in NFL)
- 4,005 passing yards
- 33 TDs
- 1 INT
- 31 deep completions (1st in NFL)