Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵

"No worries, cuz I know the deal. The trees will grow back, that's for real!"

Ran by - @friied_guy

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[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

[NEW ACCOUNT AND PIN 📌]

//Had to make a new account! Thanks Elon! :D

[🪵 Mr. Chipper 🪵 💰 @chipzlumbnco]

[[TEMP PIN 📌]]

//Howdy howdy! This here's a basic rundown of this account, and admin!

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@EarthisdaGOAT It ain't a crime if you don't get caught.

[Big Top @T1CK3TSPL3AS3]

TICKETS, PLEASE.

[Big Top Joins Frickbears Parody Twitter!]

#Frickbears

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

//So new Frickbears update huh?

//I also just noticed I've reached 100 followers! I don't have anything special planned right now, but I do have a bunch of free time and quite a few ideas 👀

//Expect some big things later on

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

I'm a beaver!

[BrowBoy @FrickinBrowBoy]

Oh…I’m going to fucking kill every last one of you…

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@PLAYSTUP1DG4MES WOOOOYEEEE!

[Chipper always knew that one of these days he'd win something. 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big after all!]

[It took 20 years and all of his son's college funds, but it was worth it!]

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@GameBearFrickin D'aw, bring 'er in!

[Chipper decided to exude ALL of his mighty beaver strength while gripping Freddy. The bigger the bear, the stronger the hug!]

[That's what his Pappi used to say, anyways.]

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@SusieFb3 I may not be a teddy bear, but I'm just as cuddly!

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

//Obligatory hopping on the trend 🤔🤔🤔

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@NeddbearTheBear Bear hugs sure are - ghk - strong huh? Hyuk hyuk!

[FUN~CAKE 🇧🇷🧁 @CupcakeNo1Fan]

‼️GAMBLING FAX‼️

Did you know that Mr. Chipper is a gambling addict?! You did? Well… Scott released ANOTHER slot machine simulator game called VIP Woodland Casino, themed after Chipper and Sons Lumber Co this time!

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[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@THESH1NINGST4R Aw that's real simple; just sneak into a building and set up shop. The world is your oyster!

[Was Chipper suggesting breaking and entering without a license? Yes! Why wouldn't he?]

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@THESH1NINGST4R [He grabbed his daily haul of lumber, out of....somewhere, and shilled it over to Bonnie.]

I gotta go home and feed my boy, but you go on and bring this to market. I'll even let ya keep 20%!

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@THESH1NINGST4R [Chipper would show him the TRUE beaver way of appreciating wood. It was the way his dad taught him, and how he taught his own son.]

[Making a profit!]

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@THESH1NINGST4R [Once he collected his composure, he looked down at the trees shadows. It was about time he left, but there was still one last thing on his mind.]

Listen: when yer ready to learn the wonders of lumber, come find me alright? Or I'll find you!

[It was a very jolly threat.]

[Mr. Chipper! 💲 🪵 @chipsnsonsnco]

@THESH1NINGST4R [He blinked once. And then again. And again.]

[Chipper bowled over in sudden, hard laughter. He chuckled! He snorted! He slapped his knee! This was THE funniest thing he's heard in his entire beaver life!]

Hoooooweee, yer funny.