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Just a soft pretzel enthusiast in a world of crunchy pretzel fanatics.

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Can’t wait to fuck shit up this summer with the sandbox legends

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Eric Collins and Adem Bona crunch time minutes is worse than the Gulag. I’d rather get @blakegriffin23 to cum in my butt and have it glued closed.

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Eric Collins is the worst announcer in the nba and I’m tired of people thinking he’s cool.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The first trailer for the film adaptation of Colleen Hoover’s ‘VERITY’ was unveiled at CinemaCon.

Starring Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson who are shown kissing.

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This “Happy Dad” shit for mfs who get no pussy but call ladies birds

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@ryanhammer09 Come to Brothers Broad Ripple after the games! Great spot for a beer!

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Clit Eastwood

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This is me when I have one more beer than I should. Like one too many “Silver Bullets.” My mom said she would stop my monthly $1,000 allowance if I keep doing the Japanese accent on the phone.

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Need that Woah Vicky Clavicular typa love

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@BigEastSavant3 Yuli is understandable. Kyle is a hero to the Butler fanbase. He is our front line leader, a real FDR if you will.

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@yuldog3 @ButlerMBB You suck asshat. Ron is a good coach and even better man. Coach, ignore this tool and you’ll thrive here.

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Why would Jim Calhoun come to Butler? He’s a UCONN legend. All due respect he’s 83 years old, born in 1942. That’s the same year Anne Frank got her journal. #NoThanks

[Hinkle Fieldhome @HinkleFieldhome]

Calhoun
Hodgson
Olen
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Shrewsberry
Steele
Moser
Martelli Jr
McCaffery
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Grant
Skinn
Miller
Gallo
Sendek
Groce
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Wardle
Pedon
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Nored
Barlow

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@RobRueff @AKasle_BU Yes! Let’s show some heart and fight for once.

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@AKasle_BU Found the Leiendecker burner account folks!

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Ever heard of “The Ranch”?

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@ all butler fans what’s the best place to park near hinkle? 🙏

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No broke boys @EvanHaywood4

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@smoothxfruit Congrats, Smooth!

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I would walk into Hell and fight Lucifer with my bare hands for Emma Stone to look at me, arms open, hips shaking, and ask me to dance.

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I didn’t realize these memes were connected 😭

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@jkcdawgs @G_Leiendecker22 @BUDawgPound I think it increases school spirit, especially within freshman. At Butler there’s really not much to do on a Saturday night if you’re under 21 and not in Greek life so why not go to a football game. Also, going to a school event in the fall builds hype for the winter sports.

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Is this the new NCAA Basketball game? Haha just teasing. Hey, Kinetik, give me my theme music! #XavierSucks