Chip Switzer

Beast mode

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

“Men used to go to war”

We still do.

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

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[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

Sick of my parlays losing had to call in the big guns

[Slaw @slaw2232]

This is where REAL men found out about themselves.

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

$800 off the airport slots to get in the green. I love you Las Vegas #buzzerbeater

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#GREENBEAN

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

5-6 Texas vs 4-7 Texas A&M on Black Friday

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I just got off the phone with the president

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

@SSentrol 😭

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

It’s so sick that drinking 3+ times a week has literally zero negative impact on your life

[DivaD4k @D4DDYD4K]

Worst people in History of this planet

1.Adolf Hitler
2.Daron Bland
3.Joseph Stalin
4.Christian Parker
5.Jake Ferguson

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

How to make money as a low functioning/useless person

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

@2024LexusGX550 Exactly

[Spear and Boodra @GhostlyGoodra]

me if i had 4 penises

[John Holdentits @2xjohnh]

Me in the mirror jerking off after bringing no one home after thirsty Thursday

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

Boy am I hungover right now. Surely this energy drink won’t amplify my anxiety and make me feel horrible

[Albert Niggemeyer v2 @AlbertNigs]

How are you guys getting girls to let you play with their private parts

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

Ate an entire large pizza by myself two days in a row

[Frank”The TANK” Williams @TwinTurboTankkk]

OOOOHHHH NOOOOO TANKKK IS HAMMEMRDD

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