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[liv @chiqquesadilla]

I want a trashy version of gossip girl, like: Good morning central midwesterners. After a romp in the corn, Kyle and Jessica took it back to the trailer and now someone’s got a baby mom’s. But who am I? That’s a secret I might tell after a bud light XOXO garbage girl.

[Rob @robrousseau]

extreme dying empire energy coming from the US government rn

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Make me not nervous

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Good morning teehee

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Sorry I didn’t text you back I was going through my own Instagram for two hours

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Someone asked me today how many countries I’ve been to and it was such a privilege and ego stroke to say “I don’t know”

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Feeling stressed that I upset my boss but converting that into the thrill that I infuriate men

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

@__ginga_ninja PREGERANT? COULD I BE PERGERT? PREGERERAT !?

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Today a man asked me if I was a psychic because he “didn’t like how my eyes saw him”

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

The box inside a box inside a box inside a box Christmas present joke will literally always be funny. I love it.

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Had a meeting today to brief on how to prepare for Shaq’s arrival. I love my job.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

You can just name your AirPods anything you want there’s no rules

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

There’s a lady who just follows us around the shipyard caulking things as we ask. I would like to do that as my next career. SheCaulk (like she hulk but construction)

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Ready to discuss the John Green teenager to Colleen Hoover adult pipeline

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

@HaylyStein Don’t have to ask me twice 😍

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Taking myself on international solo dates and calling it healing ™️

[liv @chiqquesadilla]

Taking myself on international solo dates and calling it healing ™️