Chirag Khushalani

Strategist @ AKQA | Founder - CareBox UAE (On Instagram)

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There’s no secret backdoor to exit and avoid your fam’s guests.
TERRIBLE DESIGN

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I love apartments over villas but they have one MAJOR flaw

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@cindyburgess Thoughts and prayers with everyone there. Just wondering what you’ve noticed - is it still safe to travel?

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@henny_world Looks beautiful! Whats it like post the earthquake in Marrakech? Did you notice any impact or safety concerns?

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I tried thread-ing today. Fucking awkward. Shouldn’t have clicked on follow all 😂

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Help. My taxi driver keeps farting. What do I do?

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@misterhodson Super interesting! Thank you for the summary. Would be interesting to do this for Cannes Lions as well. A few creatives and I just created https://t.co/Xxid1PiQLs, a fantasy league for Cannes Lions. Hoping to have more of such discussions about the Grand Prix winners

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I love how there are some names that will never age. Even if it’s an 80 year old with that name, I’m still imagining a 30 year old guy. Like the name Seth

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Survived 34 minutes without wearing my sweater in the office under blasting air conditioning

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Real estate is just textile market 2.0 for sindhis in Dubai

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On today’s episode of things only Sarah says:

“Once i was drunk and went to the pharmacy and asked for cigarettes.”

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“All future technologies begin from the porn industry bro” - overheard today in the officd

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If i ever run or own a company, im banning KFC. It smells toooo fucking good and no one deserves to bear its second-hand fragrance 😔

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Me: what’s one thing that you want more out of this relationship
Sarah: I want you to be obsessed with me

Bruhhhhhhhhhh 🫠

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Lobby so crowded it needs security to crowd control. Monday morning club vibezz wohoo

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This printing shop is photocopying more fish 😳

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Whoever’s training these rats to do this is a genius

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And thats how he got the iphone ipod or itouch and all!!!!!

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There’s all these theories of how Apple got its name. But im 90% convinced its from the saying “you are the apple of my eyes”

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Why does Moses look like Hulk Hogan

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Scientists at #ExeterUniversity have reconstructed this 3D model of how Moses might have looked.