Chirp Jones

Chirps for dayzzzz.

[Chirp Jones @chirpperjones]

@LRiddickESPN Legoo Lou!

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

Could not agree more. Whether you like Clark or not, one thing you have to say is that this is f’ing bullshit and Thomas should be suspended for that kind of dumb ass behavior.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

12 pounds is all it takes to crush your wind pipe.

[Chirp Jones @chirpperjones]

@yinzer_g Not staying up for it

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo sentía ruidos raros afuera de su casa
Salio
Y habia 2 canguros cagandose a piñas
Re picante la pelea

[Chirp Jones @chirpperjones]

@folaoftech You will be there forever!

[Graham Barfield @GrahamBarfield]

The Athletic could hire 8-10 awesome beat writers for the price of 1 Russini.

Never underestimate how poorly run corporate media is.

When I was at the NFL Network, they had 47 “Senior VP” jobs for boomers that created zero value. It all should have gone to the talent.

[tatersgonnatate @TXtater95]

My parents had babies every few years for 25 years before they started having grandbabies every few years, so they've been rotating babies through their house for 50 years. The toy closet stays stocked with the same toys I played with. Sippies, high chairs, and bibs are at hand.

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Absolutely perfect headline.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

You’re ~2x more likely to die from heat in Europe than from guns in America.

They lecture us on “gun violence” while their elderly cook to death without AC.

Europe: ~175k annual heat deaths
US: ~44k gun deaths, mostly suicide and targeted urban violence

[Andy McBroom @AndyJMacc]

These cannot be improved on. Should be permanent kits

[Chirp Jones @chirpperjones]

@rossiadam Wtf

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

If you're heading to Boston....then I have a treat for you 🙂

[Julian Reichelt @jreichelt]

In Dallas sind gerade 32 Grad. Das Stadion, in dem gerade 94.000 Menschen Argentinien gegen Österreich sehen, ist mit gigantischen Klimaanlagen auf ca. 22 Grad runtergekühlt. Und wir reden in Deutschland darüber, wie wir das Weltklima retten.

[Chirp Jones @chirpperjones]

Awesome

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

So Tulsi released even more definitive evidence that Dr. Fauci funded gain of function research in Chinese labs with our tax dollars, which helped create covid, & then when covid leaked from a Chinese lab he created a vast conspiracy to cover up what he did & attack anyone who pointed it out.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

UPDATE: We’re on the plane to Buffalo!!! American Airlines was incredibly helpful and made it possible for us to get on this flight. A special thank you to @JJWatt for organizing it while we were in the air to Dallas. Big thanks as well to everyone else who offered their help.🙏

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Tennessee Titans and DT Jeff Simmons have agreed to a 3-year, $35.3 million per year extension that includes $100M guaranteed, as confirmed by @toddfrance_ on instagram.

The deal makes Simmons the highest paid DT in NFL history, and was negotiated by France and A.J. Stevens of @athletesfirst.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

I hate Barack Obama and it gives me great joy that he has to live with this woman the rest of his life.