writers, instead of:
• panicking about your opening hook
• staring at a blinking cursor until your eyes water
try:
• summoning a minor demon to possess you & let it be their problem
• gazing directly into the abyss until it whispers a good twist ending
isn't it awesome that you can be listening to a song on spotify for years then on a random fucking wednesday it's been overwritten by a completely different shittier version for no reason with no way to change it back?
the moon could never be disappointed in you. the moon carried you in her cradle before you were born, and will continue to hold you long after you pass.