Chirton Grange

Chauffeurs across the UK, 1-2-1, boutique tours, event ground transportation, TV crews (recce to wrap)

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[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@joanna24uk A 15 year old tidying up? Bullshit!!!

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@willkorbus @NUFC Exactly

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

I no longer get disappointed or angry watching @nufc I just 'don't care'

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@carolkirkwood And to you Carol, don't celebrate too much as we expect a clear and concise weather forecast in the morning 😇 😎😅

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@willkorbus Hah, like the many farmers who voted leave and then realised the only people who would pick the crops for shit money were immigrants!!! Crazy

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

Thanks for taking the time to tweet me Joe, especially on this very busy day for you. Go get 'em

[Biden Inaugural Committee @BidenInaugural]

@chirtongrange WATCH NOW: Today we celebrate #Inauguration2021! Tune in as Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sworn in and become President and Vice President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 https://t.co/F32Qq5aiJK

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

PAY IT FFS

[The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC]

#NUFC linked striker said to be demanding wages of £120K per-week!

https://t.co/Iqe9KfWy5i

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@wernerspenguin @AlexHorne Haha, strange, wierd and perfect for that show. 5 points

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

So, what would you do if you were a contestant on Taskmaster? You have thirty minutes, 'Time starts now'

[Alice Sanders @wernerspenguin]

My television isn’t letting me watch the new series of taskmaster!! This is an emergency because taskmaster is my only friend!!!

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@wernerspenguin The sun is shining (here) and for the first time in a year we have a crumb of optimism that things could get better. Keep fighting the demons Alice, they won't define or beat you. Best wishes

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

Donald Trump and intelligence should never be used in the same sentence, period.

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

They are being used to shackle the UK from growth. Tell your 'proud Brexiteer' great job!!

[Not Dame Andrea Jenkyns 🇬🇧🖕 @BlandreaJ]

Had an email this morning from a proud business-owning brexiteer. He's very concerned about "supply chains" and says it's become clear in the last 2 weeks that his company won't survive without them.

Does anybody know where he might be able to buy these chains?!

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

And where do you stand Davey lad?

[David Burns ⭐️⭐️ @burnsieboy65]

What a bizarre bunch we Chelsea lot are, I'm seeing some opinions about last night's game that go the full range of the spectrum, those who think we played well and did well to get the win to those clearly unhappy with the performance regardless of the win and 3 points.

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

To think, we would have made a healthy profit when he demanded a transfer after one season with us

[The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC]

NEW: Rafa Benitez reveals #NUFC came close to signing #MUFC star Bruno Fernandes. https://t.co/7OHBv44DCh

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

What do they talk about though? It obviously isn't football

[The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC]

"We have conversations two - three times a day normally so that won't change."

Steve Bruce on his regular conversations with Lee Charnley #NUFC

https://t.co/W818Kr2d6r

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

Praise for the government Deborah?? I never thought I would see the day

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Got to say...3.3m people now vaccinated in the UK...that really is very very impressive. Let's hope this is the one we get right @BorisJohnson @MattHancock great work NHS.

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

Hmm, could you move those mountains so I can see what is behind them? 🤣🤣

[Tiffany Dowd @LuxeTiffany]

How would you like to wake up to this view? @JADEMOUNTAIN #travelmemories

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

3...if caught speeding on the motorway as they flee the latest defeat

[The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC]

The next 5. How many points will #nufc get?

Arsenal 🇦
Aston Villa 🇭
Leeds 🇦
Everton 🇦
Crystal Palace 🇭

Totals in the comments please... 👇

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

@kathy_stephens In these unprecedented times Easter is whenever you feel the need to eat chocolate!!

[Chirton Grange @chirtongrange]

Can you use it in a sentence?
Yes
'Priti Patel is a circumlocutionist, but she been called worse'

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘circumlocutionist’: one who consistently speaks in a roundabout way in order to avoid addressing a question directly.