Sean-Paul Sartre

easy to find, like trouble on a Thursday

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Tourists at Moon landing
Victoria Station conspiracy theorists

🤝

No awareness
of space

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@TLF_MUGA who had a bigger crash out this weekend - Gary Neville on VAR, or JJ Gabriel’s dad on Twitter?

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i’m on that good kush (new underscores album) and alcohol (decaf coffee)

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Rob Balacoune is looking at Arundell like he’s food, and he’s right

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@TLF_MUGA is there a sadder sight in the modern game than watching Amorim stans trying to shift the goalposts after every good United result?

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@TLF_MUGA Casemiro went from piloting the plane to Saudi, to turning the flight around in midair, and Baz Maguire has gone from HMP Mykonos to player of the match performances at the Emirates - have the Lebo Grillionaires taken over the Unction?

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nah we’re cracking open the finest non-alcoholic bubbly 2nite

YANITED ARE BACK (maybe)

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BLOOODCLARTTTTT

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YO

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BALL DON’T LIE

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Kobbie Mainoo running midfields once again

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WE ARE SO BACK

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Akor Adams, the lights are too bright for you

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Supa Eagles, pls

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non foul leading to a yellow and missing the final, nice

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@TLF_MUGA i’m guessing some of the pod members were at work when the news dropped, so how did you celebrate in your corporate environment?

me personally, i saw the headline, left my desk and went crazy in the Ole & Steen pastry section

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Amorim AND Raheem Morris AND Terry Fontenot sacked within 24 hours, this is a truly sensational timeline for me and probably no one else

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Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

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@TLF_MUGA what’s baggier - Cunha’s first touch or LeBron’s suit at the 2003 draft?

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@TLF_MUGA Mamdani has shown that the left can have success in 2025, when will United do the same?

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@TLF_MUGA Casemiro appears to be cementing his place as a First-Team All-Unction selection - which other United players have had a similar arc?