ProsperChamu 🇨🇦

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

When the world saw a goal, the keeper saw a chance to shine.

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

Jazz people be like "he's telling a story"

[Freeman @freemanchari]

Level raMundikumbuke Macheso never reached it again. I was a temporary teacher at Gotora Secondary kuBuhera in 2001. One weekend I was tasked with accompanying the athletics team kundokwira bus to Mutare at Masasa township. My responsibility was just to help make sure the students were safe. I wasn't part of the delegation to Mutare.

We get to Masasa, the place is already closed. We had just walked about 6km & were told the bus usually gets there around 4am. There was a bar which had a round hut behind it. They made a fire in there for us. We ask for ma scud, they were finished. Then the lady says "But we have Black Label...."
"You guys have no electricity here, Black Label renyu hatiite nyongo here?" I asked rather dismissively.
"Tine ice cold Black Label quarts chete." She responded with a rather "what-do-you-know" nonchalancy..

She went inside and took her time, we thought she had gone to sleep. When she reappeared, I saw a miracle! She had four quarts, two were tucked under her armpits, two were clawed between the fingers on her left arm. On the right she had 4 jumbo glasses, you know those frosted glasses with a tummy and a handle we used to win in the Don Juan/Montello competitions of the 90s. She was biting on a bottle opener.

For a moment she looked like an Israelite coming from picking manna. I have traversed the whole of Zimbabwe but I have never seen Black Label looking that perfect EVER! The bottles were looking wooly white like a specimen coming out of a cryogenic freezer.

I later learnt they had a paraffin fridge and those Black Labels had been hibernating in there for weeks waiting for teachers' & nurses' payday. She then led the kids to another room and left us to indulge. A few moments later she emerged again, this time carrying a car battery in one hand and a dusty double decker Trident P-2000 radio. Varozvi vangu vakapera nenda!

Black Label + Mundikumbuke = Life... All I remember is that I ended up in Sakubva. How I became a delegate, I don't know. Monday mustaff room kwaingova kubvunzana "Takahwina here?"

Anyway, Mnangagwa must go!

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

🇦🇺 At just 18-years-old, Jongkuch Mach, is already 7’6 — taller than any active NBA player.

He can touch the rim without jumping, moves fluidly, and led Adidas Eurocamp in blocks.

US colleges are currently chasing him as he weighs up Australia vs USA.

[Robert Tapfumaneyi @rtapfumaneyi]

Mukanya....

[InnoeMachizy🇿🇼🇿🇦🇺🇸 @InnoeMachizy]

OMG 💔😭🙆‍♂️ Roora day yadirwa jecha 1st wife arrives and spoiled the marriage ceremony 😭💔👇

Haa asi varumekaa last night you wer in bed with your 1st wife next dae you sneak for a 2nd marriage 💔😭🙆‍♂️ haaa kurongerana nekunangirana sure 💔💔💔💔

[Caesar Zvayi 🇿🇼 @caesarzvayi]

How did we get here, seriously??

The angry Indian man says his landlord is evicting him because he has not yet paid outstanding rentals. He questions why foreigners, read bl*ck Africans, affording the rentals are allowed to live in the same apartments while he, as a South African citizen, feels he is not being protected.
The rentals from foreigners should cover his arrears, he argues as he threatens to join the so-called March & March.
😂😂😂😂🤣
@MYANC @EFFSouthAfrica
@MkhontoweSizwex @Our_DA @PresidencyZA @Julius_S_Malema

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | Our brother, Gilbert Gidza Bonga, was caught red-handed inside another man’s house in Warren Park after allegedly visiting a married woman. In the video, he admits that he proposed his love to her and that she accepted.

[The Greatest @MillionMnisi]

They also call him President 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Rufaz--Jerera❤King❤ @Mavhure]

Wasu doing kwaziso pa radio 2 . 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🤣🤣

[Rufaz--Jerera❤King❤ @Mavhure]

Zimbabwe best stage dance duos 👌
1. Oliver Mtukudzi and Picky Kasamba
2. John Chibadura and Manyowa
3. Aleck Macheso and Franco Slomo Dakha
4. Ketai Muchawaya and Knowledge Kunenyati
5. Leonard Zhakata and Thomas Makioni.

Nhasi handidi nharo 🇿🇼✅️

[Thuso™ 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ramalokot]

Was IDAC created for Indians ONLY

[Ir. Agronomist. Jacques Muhirwa @jacquemuhirwa]

We roasted a whole bull over a trench fire!

🥩🪵 A true traditional barbecue experience, slow-cooked over an open flame for incredible flavor. 🔥

[ProsperChamu 🇨🇦 @Chishanga]

@robertmarawa 💔💔💔