phases and playlists

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[phases and playlists @chisomiswriting]

A THREAD
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
Dear SARS,
I swear I get it. I know how hard it is to be tasked with something greater than yourself, to be placed in charge of an entire nation, given the mandate to ensure that citizens don’t get attacked, robbed or kidnapped. Who did we think you are?

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Now that we're in halftime, @CAF_Online and @CAFwomen, explain to me why I, in Nigeria Africa, cannot stream the live match.🎤

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SQL will test you

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Nwunye Oga is a story that chronicles a woman journey to getting married:

https://t.co/FqnnBagVJX

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@reddingsbf My tbr seems like a list of books I shouldn't read with the way I read everything but what's actually on it

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@onlymoney2911 Uncle Samsik, I was balling at the end of it

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@Msjoanneeee 😂😂our life is data, so the information is needed

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I built an interactive Excel Sales Dashboard to analyze restaurant revenue drivers across cities, products, and purchase channels, generating business insights and recommendations to support growth decisions.

See the full project here: https://t.co/aA2dhdMN49

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@Msjoanneeee Blurb is in the picture

Here's the link: https://t.co/mgiAtYCzpp

Let me know what you think at the end of it

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This is such an amazing series

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@fatimahgimsay We need new names, NoViolet Bulawayo
Black Moses, Alain Mabanckou
Ghostroots, 'Pemi Aguda
A General Theory of Oblivion, José Eduardo Agualusa
Theft, Abdulrazak Gurnah

All African

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Sungchan as a host is top tier✨

[riize archive @riize_archives]

TWICE Nayeon will be the first guest for ‘Sungchan’s E-terview’.

June 4 at 7PM KST.

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Put next to the Kangs✨

[pannchoa @pannchoa]

Which airplane seat would you pick?
https://t.co/vnDP9COrio

[baddie @thegaysuperbowl]

🚨#WayV has announced absolutely nothing today!

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Justice must be served
#LetTheCaseProceed

[letthecaseproceedcampaign @thecaseproceeds]

Let The Case Proceed Campaign has sent out a letter to the Attorney General demanding reconsideration of the withdrawal of charge NO. PLD/J12CR/2026 involving the alleged defilement
of a four-year-old child.

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You'd think that education students would be held to the highest of standards... Those are our future teachers, are you people okay??

[JAMB @jamb_hq]

Candidates seeking admissions into Education Programs and Agriculture non-Engineering Courses are now exempted from UTME.

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How about you just let them into the university without any assessment? And is this score not too high? Uni alone should be like 1.

[JAMB @jamb_hq]

The Heads of Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria had unanimously agreed that the Minimum Admissible Scores for admissions into Universities should be 150, Colleges of Nursing, 150, and Polytechnics, 100.

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In case you want to supervise the happenings in these establishments

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

I really don’t understand Nigerian real estate.

“5 mins to the Airport” why do I want to stay close to the airport.

“10 mins from dangote refinery” why would I wanna stay close to a refinery??

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I wrote an essay about the ways societies teach men entitlement and teach women blame.

The Man is up now!

https://t.co/TYJdjFdcOY

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Because of Tinubu, a lot of Nigerians cannot afford anything on that table.