Chitownben

Chicago born and bred Buckeye and Chicago sports fan. Bourbon neat, with a side of ML parlays. 🇮🇱🇮🇱.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@Eduardopto @stoolpresidente One day there will be college courses taught about Call Her Daddy. One chapter probably would cover 1% of the stories

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@sportsrapport Massive opening weekend

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@sportsrapport Disagree. Think it does real well. Supergirl on the other hand is going to be a failure of epic proportions

[Chitownben @chitownben]

Pretty sure the only people allowed to take 2 months off work are Kimmel, and European #WorldCup fans

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Rosie O’Donnell to guest host Jimmy Kimmel Live during Kimmel’s two-month hiatus.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@JackMac Jackmac the wildest part of this is Israel has been a leader in the advancement of research and treatment for long covid. @sarahnadav

[Chitownben @chitownben]

Here we go with the rumors. Teams further down the draft love doing this crap.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

People around the league are reportedly raising concerns about Darius Acuff Jr.’s work ethic, the people he surrounds himself with, and his relationships with teammates at IMG, per @Teague0

[Chitownben @chitownben]

In an alternate universe, the Iranian regime would have fallen, Reza Pahlavi would have been put in power, and the world would have been a much safer place. Instead DJT fucked it all up

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian has joined U.S. President Donald J. Trump in officially signing the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) agreed upon between Iran and the United States, thus ending the ongoing war between the two countries in the Middle East.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

Wizards front office behind the scenes.

[ESPN @espn]

Trae Young plans to decline his $48.97 million player option for the 2026–27 season, sources tell @MarcJSpears.

He will become a free agent on Monday. Washington remains the front runner.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

It’s fucking embarrassing when actually employed reporters fall for fake nonsense on social media. Legitimately one of the most lazy shit around. Be better Damien

[Damien Peters @DamienPetersNBA]

No NBA champion has ever visited the White House during a Donald Trump term:

2017: Warriors declined
2018: Warriors declined
2019: Raptors declined
2020: Lakers declined
2021: Bucks visited Biden
2022: Warriors visited Biden
2023: Nuggets did not (scheduling issue)
2024: Celtics visited Biden
2025: Thunder declined
2026: Knicks declined

[Chitownben @chitownben]

He is going to use this investigation into his family finances to claim victim and propel his presidential nomination run. Just watch. The playbook is so obvious. He’s known about this for YEARS

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

My office is demanding the Trump Administration release any and all records on the Trump DOJ’s politically motivated, baseless fishing expedition.

The American people deserve to know who ordered this abuse of power and how far it goes.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

The Justice Department began the investigation under the Biden Admin after a whistleblower came forward. But he thinks everyone is stupid

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

What is it with anti-semites and grifting. That loser @mokhanhim is still trying to grift off being an anti-semite and it’s gotten him nothing. Now Austin doxxed himself trying to raise money asking for a lawyer. Who ya gonna sue Austin? Yourself? Dummy

[Austin Franco @AustinFranco123]

Any lawyers who think i have a legitimate case to be made for doxxing, defamation, or something else feel free to reach out...

[Chitownben @chitownben]

Not much freeing of the Iranian people from the brutal IRGC.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: A source close to the IRGC says there is "growing satisfaction" inside the Revolutionary Guards over the deal, with IRGC Commander Ahmad Vahidi saying "first, we take the money" in reference to the $300 billion in reconstruction funds and $24 billion in frozen funds Iran is receiving, and then the IRGC takes over the Strait of Bab al-Mandeb after Hormuz, where it plans to "play exactly the same game."

The IRGC's internal assessment is that Iran preserved its ballistic missile program, full regional proxy network, complete control over Hormuz and ability to rebuild while extracting hundreds of billions of US dollars and recognition, with discussions already focused on "the day after the agreement, not the agreement itself."

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@VICE Please bring back the series “The Story Of”. They were phenomenal

[Chitownben @chitownben]

Pathetic.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

“Michelle Obama is a man.”

-Josh Hokit after knocking out Derrick Lewis at the White House:

[Chitownben @chitownben]

Kentucky v North Carolina CBB on the White House lawn. Who says no?

[Chitownben @chitownben]

To be clear, the attacker clearly came to watch the refs

[Robert A. George @RobGeorge]

To be clear: The victim is a Knicks fan. The attackers are allegedly Spurs fans.

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@CrazyDaysPoster He didn’t. It was the reporters phone recording. This has been debunked 1000 times already

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

BREAKING: Acting AG Todd Blanche just announced indictments for three individuals involved in a massive child smuggling ring. But the real bombshell is what he said next...

The DOJ has officially uncovered over 15,500 "super sponsor" cases.

Read that number again: 15,500.

Because of the Biden Administration's disastrous and broken border policies, thousands of innocent children were essentially handed over to criminal networks, traffickers, and abusers. They completely turned a blind eye while the worst of the worst exploited the system right in our own backyard.

Absolutely sickening. Where is the mainstream media on this?!

[Chitownben @chitownben]

@MikeBeauvais Sorry @PeteMundo but this one beats yours

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jerry’s new girlfriend gets him courtside, but she turns out to be a Spurs fan.

George can’t watch the game because Frank insists on watching the Yankees.

Elaine pretends to be Mariska Hargitay to get into Dolan’s box.

Kramer hosts an illegal viewing party outside of MSG.