T

[T @chitowntank]

You cant convince me that salmonella is real

[T @chitowntank]

LJ you can take both of my ACLs and my kidney and whatever else you need

[T @chitowntank]

imagine being named Judith. how do u recover from that?

[T @chitowntank]

might be the best basketball roster michigan has had (on paper) since the fab five

[T @chitowntank]

got a fidget spinner to avoid playing clash royale so much, didn’t work

[T @chitowntank]

my glorious king yaxel has some big games this week😊

[T @chitowntank]

almost lost to PSU and lost to wisco since I slid in Yax DMs. my bad king, I’ll let you lock back in🙏🏻

[T @chitowntank]

we could easily shift to a 4 day work week if we didn’t waste 8 hours a week doing multi-factor authentication and resetting passwords

[T @chitowntank]

i never lost my faith in kyle pitts🥹🫶

[T @chitowntank]

yaxel “THE BORG” lendeborg taking us to the promised land

[T @chitowntank]

just lost in my intermediate rec bball finals to a former turkish pro hooper. buddy went iso joe every time down the floor #shrink #bobbydixon

[T @chitowntank]

me to the pedestrian setting me a screen on a 4 way stop so i can drive first

[T @chitowntank]

wearing my jersey untucked (a loose fitting polo) to my basketball game (the office) on some nonchalant shi

[T @chitowntank]

not many better food combos out there than a good donut and coffee

[T @chitowntank]

dusty may coaches basketball tonight

[T @chitowntank]

revolving doors scare the shit out of me

[T @chitowntank]

went 2-0 in rec bball tonight