Tim Chitty

Pizza Genius and Master of Puns. Low bullshit tolerance.

[Tim Chitty @chitstain]

Saw @freedomhawkband fucking killin it tonight in Palmdale. Great show!

[Lyle Rath @LyleRath]

Being a woman is easier than being a man because if you're ever falling off a cliff or a building you can quickly birth a baby and jump off it like Yoshi in Super Mario World

[Tim Chitty @chitstain]

@LakotaMan1 Nah

[Glimmer ✨ @theyinka_]

Designer: It’s pretty straightforward, the user will find it easy to use.

The user:

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Anytime an adult get on their soapbox about beating kids, I always ask them can I slap them every time they do something that I view as a mistake or if it frustrates me. They always look at me crazy and say no. Then I ask well why tf do you think that’s ok to do to a child then?

[Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang]

one piece's epic finale rolls credits

tears are shed

suddenly a screen tear and large bold letters splash onto the page

"NEXT SUMMER...TWO PIECE"

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is where george washington and his army stopped to get cookie batter coolattas and maple glazed crullers

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

How To Hit on the Cute Barista by Ordering Your Coffee Like Normal and Leaving https://t.co/JuJRMquw9t

[🎸Disaster Clown (ace era)🐍 @tinky_stan]

do NOT have kids unless you are 100% prepared for the possibility of them being disabled

[Seven Rasmussen @toomanyspectra]

god forbid a woman have hobbies

[Will Landman 🍥 @WillTheLandMan]

Time to tap the meme: