Chive Jeeper

Keep Calm and Chive On!!

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@nestlerosales @NoOtherRussell @MAGAMichelleS69 @Ilhan Why’s this marked as spam? The guy is definitely retarded

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@Ilhan Tell me you don’t know the difference between decriminalize and legalize lol politicians are stupid.

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@WWE just my opinion but once @lilyachty pulled the rope down for Kit to fly over, he should have been getting into position to be the one to clothesline @mikethemiz out of the ring after missing Trick. That would have been cinema

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@realDonaldTrump Mr President, the ONE THING both sides wanted from your second term was lower gas prices. Within your first year and a half you caused them to increase to levels never seen since the early 00’s. Fix this soon or you’ll hemorrhage red voters
Signed a staunch Repub

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@GavinNewsom I thought that Virginia was rigging elections? Their Supreme Court ruled as much.

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Anyone else absolutely fall in love with @lizzo last night? Absolutely hilarious set and delivery at the Kevin Hart roast. Took the jokes like a champ and dished them right back out! If she ever gets bored with singing, she’s got a future in stand up 😂

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@DanhausenAD best part of Backlash was you saying “ah sh*t” when El Torito came out of the box. Totally worth the Netflix subscription.

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@amazon who is doing your prime video editing? Watching Balls Up and can clearly see Hauser and Wahlbergs mouths moving on camera but no sound….. quality of everything, even high budget movies, are declining rapidly…. Do better.

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@EdKrassen Stein

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@GoldenAgeUnfold Guaranteed loss for Democrats. Again.

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@WWE it’s been long enough. We deserve an official Fink’s greatest hits.

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@dustinrhodes LOL CTE has entered the chat

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@Walmart get your Port Orange neighborhood market under control. Why are there no lanes accepting cash well before 30 minutes until close. Why are there stockers with carts full of product in front of shelves while you’re still open? I might hurt myself trying to move one…

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@Apple why does your predictive swipe keyboard change words after you hit the send or submit buttons? I proofread everything I type, but when I hit send and it posts, words have changed.

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@allenanalysis Guess you don’t know what attack means. Open a dictionary

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@tacobell I don’t know wtf this is but does it look appetizing to you?

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It’s all about @netflix censoring @reymysterio 💩 talking to @LoganPaul when did pendejo become a no no word? 😂😂

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Ok @Chilis first the street corn, then the skillet queso, now the classic nachos… I now have no reason to visit your establishment. I’m pretty sure that losing customers wasn’t the purpose of changing the menu so you probably need to fire that guy.

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@mmpadellan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🏻

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@WhiteHouse I propose that every congressperson in office at time of govt shutdown is removed from office as soon as a special election can be held for their state. They have failed the American people. They can be revoted back in, but they need to earn it again.