getting a new cat has been so funny because every now and then I just look across the room and see TWO little guys just being CATS does this make any sense
my cat pooped an unfortunately wet poop on my apt floor because I brought a new cat in and honestly? we should all learn from her. shit on the floor to assert dominance on that bitch you dont like
when the tarot reader thought I said “belly dancer” instead of ballet dancer and I just let her do the whole reading as if my entire career was belly dancing