Tonight as two impossibly wealthy and senile old men argue on a global stage for absolutely no reason at all, remember: you, personally, will die alone and penniless and no one will visit your grave, much less bring flowers
Please continue enjoying Arby’s
Whether you die at the hands of violent paramilitary cops, in the wildfires, of Covid or just from a little good old fashioned night of too much gin and speed, remember: nobody cares and very soon no one will remember you were ever even alive.
Eat Arby’s
100 years from now, you will be forgotten.
1,000 years from now, your tombstone will be dust.
100 million years from now, a species of mechanized primate will exhume your primal ooze and use it to lube their SUVs.
"Rest in Peace," #Twertzog friends.
Thank you, excessively-applauded American talk-show host, for your advice to "be the best version of myself." I have only one version, and it is less a self than a temporary manifestation of circumstances. #Twertzog