🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦

(∂ + m) ψ = 0 / I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become... Tongue-tied and twisted, just and earth-bound misfit, I

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

Hecho interesante:
Si la historia completa de la tierra fuera vista como un periodo de 24 horas, la presencia humana solo representaría 1 minuto y 17 segundos.

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

@nosoyjoselito_ Yo diría, “Ufff, y cae al pelo con el aguacatito este que le traje…”

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

@1_mincrafts McGyver…what’s he doing with that thing?
The next and most important step was not shown…TAKE YOUR PHONE TO THE SHOP TO HAVE IT FIXED AND STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS NONSENSE!

[Brian L. @emprendementeX]

La Prensa debe aprender a investigar y a hacer su trabajo antes de llamarme mentiroso…

[HUMOR CANALLA @jcarlos2001]

https://t.co/KPD9upqtTk

[HUMOR CANALLA @jcarlos2001]

¿Y tú que haces con el sueldo que te sobra a final de mes?
-No entiendo tú pregunta

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

@destinopanama_ @traficocpanama Bueeeno, ahí el caos no el por el semáforo, sino por el panameñito juega vivo del pick up, que está aprovechando para hacer un giro que ahí está prohibido.

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

4:21 del 16/mayo/2026
Una hora esperando atención en @MasMovilPanama @Masmovilayuda
Escritorios vaciós y esto está lleno.
@AsepPanama hagan algo. Esta gente le cobra la vida a uno y a la hora de un reclamo…¡cebo!

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

@traficocpanama @traficocpanama hay un tranque horroroso en Cuatro Altos de Colón. Más de una hora detenido totalmente en la Carretera Randolph hacia los puertos. No hay indicios de qué lo provoca.

[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

@_masterymindset I saw this same video with this same AI character as a Rabbi saying this is the way Jewish children are raised. I’m pretty sure we’ll see it again sometime soon with a Turkish or Japanese guy. Very original!

[ERNESTO CEDEÑO A. @ernestocedeno]

Pagar un préstamo no debería convertirse en una deuda interminable por penalidades abusivas. 💸
Las tasas de interés no deberían subir sin explicación ni quedarse altas cuando el mercado baja en créditos bancarios. He propuesto una solución.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Had a parent-teacher conference this morning

My wife told me not to come

I came anyway

She said "please just listen and nod"

I said "I always listen"

She said "you listen like you're sitting in a boardroom looking for something to challenge"

That's how listening works

Nice classroom

Small chairs

I am 6'4" and was seated at a desk designed for someone who still believes in Santa Claus

My knees touched my chest

The teacher introduced herself

Shared her identified pronouns

I shared my identified adjectives

Smart and handsome

My wife closed her eyes

The teacher had a folder

Color-coded tabs

I respected the organization

She said our son is "a pleasure to have in class"

My wife smiled

I waited

That sentence is never the whole report

It's the executive summary before the risk section

She said "however"

There it is

She said he "asks a lot of questions"

I said "good"

She said "during quiet time"

I said "when is quiet time?"

She said "it's when students are expected to work independently and in silence"

I said "so he's the only one trying to get information and you've structured the environment to prevent it?"

My wife put her hand on my arm

I continued

The teacher said he recently told another student that "sharing pencils doesn't make sense if nobody brings their own"

I said "that's an accurate observation"

My wife squeezed harder

The teacher said she's concerned about his "resistance to group activities"

I said "he's not resistant. He just doesn't see the value of doing more work for the same grade."

The teacher said he also corrected her math on the whiteboard

I said "was he right?"

She paused

She said "that's not the point"

I said "it's a little bit the point"

My wife stood up

Sat back down

Compromise

The teacher pulled out an evaluation sheet

Categories like "works well with others" and "follows directions" and "respects classroom norms"

All subjective

Not a number on the page

I asked how these are graded

She said "based on observation"

I said "so one person's opinion with no second review?"

She said "it's professional judgment"

I said "my auditors say that too. Right before I disagree with them."

She looked at my wife

My wife said "I'm sorry about him"

I said "I'm sitting right here"

My wife said "I know"

The teacher said overall he's a bright kid and she just wants to make sure he learns to "collaborate"

I said "collaboration is important. But so is recognizing when you're the only one doing the work. He'll learn that again in college. And again in the real world. Might as well start now."

Nobody spoke

The teacher closed her folder

She said "I think we've covered everything"

I said "one more thing"

She braced herself

I said "his reading is above grade level. His math is strong. He asks hard questions and corrects mistakes when he sees them. I just want to make sure this school knows what it has."

The teacher looked at me differently

My wife looked at me differently

I said "that's all"

We left

In the car my wife was quiet

Then she said "he's turning into you"

I said "is that a good thing?"

She didn't answer

From the backseat he said "dad, why does the teacher count off for asking questions? Isn't that the whole point of school?"

I looked at my wife

She looked out the window

I said "yes. It is."

He said "I don't think she likes when I'm right"

I didn't say anything

Neither did my wife

Small chairs

Color-coded tabs

No follow-up items

But the kid's going to be fine

Sent from my iPhone

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

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[🇵🇦 Gonzalo Justiniani 🇵🇦 @chjustiniani]

@polarmonk @SaltyBitch_52 Steelpan. National instrument of Trinidad and Tobago, where it was invented.

[MaggieMay 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇮🇪 @CailinasEirinn]

👏👏👏💯💯💯

[Nilo Murillo Robles @nilomr11]

@JoseRaulMulino Decisión correcta, es imposible que una Nación como Panamá que brinda tranquilidad, ahorro de tiempo, éxito al transporte marítimo y al comercio mundial, se le señale de esta manera.

Con su buen juicio diplomático, en su lugar las cosas y el respeto debido.

#ConPasoFirme

[José Raúl Mulino @JoseRaulMulino]

Aunque sabíamos que en esta revisión de la UE no se saldría de la lista y nos preparamos para la revisión de octubre, mantenemos la restricción de que ninguna empresa europea pueda licitar en nuestros proyectos de aquí en adelante. Así se lo he pedido a las distintas entidades.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

I'm crying...this dude's voiceovers crack me up. Poor Boo Boo 🤣🤣🤣

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

This is what is called a sport-specific exercise.

[Cornelio Ripio @CornelioRipio]

Más de “La Flauta Mágica”. Este simpático ensayo o grabación del tierno dueto de Papageno y Papagena, con una divertida complicidad entre sus cantantes.

Sólo Mozart podía hacer que el idioma alemán sonará hermoso en una ópera.