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little miss yap

[Pocket @islandthembo]

she look a mess

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

how it feels wishing death upon others

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

i finally got a job offer and then they asked if i posted i hate Israel on instagram publicly

[ً @raresblvd]

they don’t make movies like this anymore

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

If I were a guy I would probably be getting boners for anything. Like that first bite into a fresh baked croissant would have me #BRICKED

[໊ @sonohoor]

i hope my daughter gets my eyes, not my habit of staying even after being disrespected many times

[Hooda64 @sing0340]

@ReddCinema Mfs be talking abt some "stop beating your meat" hoe beat it for me then

[Free Palestine @arabellaajpg]

highlight of my trip so far 🇹🇷🇵🇸

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

called my dog fat and then he threw up 15 minutes later, now my mom is telling the family I gave him an eating disorder 🤦🏽‍♂️

[°❀⋆.ೃ࿔ @ttrrin]

men r so funny, u don’t answer them and they unfollow u

[𝓚 @krayaila]

apparently according to all the jobless mfs

[wukko @uwukko]

maybe US is just inherently evil idk

[🤭 @chlc01205]

This actually makes perfect sense

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

today my nephew asked if animals are religious. he’s in catholic school (tragically) and learning about noah’s ark. I told him all cats are muslim

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

stop using chatgpt i can feed you misinformation too and im also beautiful and funny sometimes

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

honestly I don’t know how anyone could maintain an erection in this political climate